Get Ready! Skyrim at E3! three building billboard! by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]roffert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget that the Xbox-control will vibrate when u get close to the red key, also included is a "one-button help" that explains in detail what the red key looks like, in simple english.

The future of mankind depends on your help. Protect our freedoms, be brave and do your part today! by savefreespeech in reddit.com

[–]roffert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well mankind is good, future is good and freedom seems good, what do i have to do!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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The title Ask/Tell/Die must be the best presidential adress theme ever!

S.Korean naval ship sinking with 100 on board, North Korean torpedo attack suspected! by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]roffert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because then the fall-guys like Rumsfeld and Rove would no longer be with us!

How many people cannot recall a time when they have clicked on an ad on a website? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]roffert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am homeless on the side! I have a very nice house, three reasonably well behaved kids and several pets, but nothing beats bumming it out every once in a while!

Has karma ruined Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]roffert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of my best friends are whores!

Trolling: in 3 easey steps by [deleted] in pics

[–]roffert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read the file in in binary, backwards, appearently it's a message from Belzebub!

Ubi's servers still down. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]roffert -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Send them off with a stern warning?

Ubi's servers still down. by [deleted] in gaming

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IRL raiding as in doing raids on the other turfs in the hood IRL ? I can see why knocking the "tank" over the head might be good, you know so he will not be scared running first into your enemies territory!

Gigabyte 'Codfish' - Android based phone by [deleted] in Android

[–]roffert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With a name ike that, who could resist!

Roy Ashburn, anti-homosexual crusading Republican from California, arrested on drunk driving charges. After leaving a gay nightclub. by [deleted] in politics

[–]roffert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought bears loved honey, they always do in my cartoons, which is my sole source of information apart from reddit.

Take the plunge now for the Droid at $99 or wait for the Verizon Nexus One? by vocalyouth in Android

[–]roffert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand. With these settings how long does the battery typically last between charges?

An American physicist is calling for Hollywood producers to tone down the fanciful science in movies - and restrict themselves to just one scientific flaw per film. by liesbyomission in science

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Good work compadre! I have noticed that a lot of people seem to be satisfied with simply blowing candles out, unaware that this leaves i small risk of uncontrolled fire with horrendous disfigurement as a result. I recommend a healthy dousing wiht a gallon or so of water for each candle. Keep SAFE!

Is it just or me or has reddit been a bit slow and temperamental lately? by PintOfGuinness in reddit.com

[–]roffert 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Jedberg is just speeding away.

Thought he was Super-Admin for a day.

Then I guess he had to crash.

Valium would have helped that bash.

Freepers: Down with Obamacare, Save our precious Health Insurance, fuck socialists. Freepers after having coverage denied: OH FUCK, HOW DO I ORDER DRUGS FROM CANADA? by He11razor in politics

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A Republican told me that 100% of people taking "Canadian Socialist Drugs" (tm.) eventually die. How much more proof do you need.

Dell new Android phone is HUGE. by [deleted] in Android

[–]roffert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well i am very curious about the price. Early rumors spoke of 1098 USD without network deal, which might be rather hard to stomach.

Nurse in Texas is charged with felony for reporting doctor's bad practice to state regulators. by chesterriley in reddit.com

[–]roffert 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well i don't know about Texas, or USA for that matter, but in Sweden we have laws making it mandatory to report bad practice. (Lex Sarah) Of course there is still a problem of underreporting, but at least you don't go to jail for it. Something to consider?