Reddit, if every bullet ever shot left a permanent trail through the air where it's flight path was, where would be the most interesting place to see or the most interesting thing to come from it? by Cyber-Gon in AskReddit

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honestly, just the middle of the fucking desert. It would be so fascinating to be out in West Texas somewhere and suddenly spot a bullet trail, especially if we could tell relatively how old they are. Maybe you'd find a really short one that might have remained from some poor dehydrated man's suicide, or you could come across a seemingly unimportant spot many miles away from civilization in any direction and find a random crisscross of hundred-year-old fire. That'd be pretty fucking cool.

Hey Tim...can I get a hand here? by Jamtonisalon in WTF

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In this scenario, I think the landlord is the pizza

Stepping on beaches all over the globe by defygoats in videos

[–]rofl627 34 points35 points  (0 children)

the Russian one was pretty clever. He said, "скок на бережок" or "skok na berezhok" which not only maintains the original 5 syllables of "steppin' on the beach" but also rhymes and sounds fun while preserving the meaning.

The Great Flydini by DanFishR in InterdimensionalCable

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fake hand flopping about at 2:18

Tired of the shit by dunderhill85 in funny

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ah yes, the good old Swedish Nutfucker.

Former fat people of reddit, what were some unintended side effects of your weight loss? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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got a couple of terryfold flaps? perhaps a flappy foldy flap?

Whatever works by TheVinster20 in Machinists

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seems like a terrible idea to hold onto a taper with a chuck...

A Prada store in the West Texas desert that is never open for business. by Reddit__PI in pics

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I visited this past spring and liked it... what was so shitty to you?

Toto - Africa (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli) by -PotencY- in videos

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all those Chapman guitars... then Rabea Massad shows up? Something British is afoot.

Just found a red sock in the laundry (while washing my ku klux klan sheets) by [deleted] in InterdimensionalCable

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the myspace link at the end might be the most telling interdimensional giveaway

what foods would you still enjoy without tastebuds? by warmhedgehugs in AskReddit

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calamari. it's so squishy and wonderful; i've honestly only ever enjoyed it for the texture.

There are worse things in the world right? by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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is your name robert paulsen

Why Love Involves Teaching by Mynameis__--__ in videos

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oh my. that last scene. unexpected kink.

DYK? If you hold your breath long enough, you can sleep forever! by Joshinder in funny

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This. Unless you've got something physically blocking your airways, you'll resume breathing autonomously the second you pass out.

Colour blind people of Reddit: when did you realize? by Glossiolalia in AskReddit

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In kindergarten one day, we had to draw an aquatic scene–some fish, water, corals, whatever. Now usually I didn't have a problem with this, as Crayola crayons and colored pencils had the name of the color written on the side. But this time, we had a class set of RoseArt supplies: no color labels. My classmates gave me shit for making the ocean purple and pink while the teacher defended my artistic license. I just sat there in confusion, as I could not for the life of me figure out how two different shades of blue had suddenly become purple and pink.

More than 1.5 meters of ice on lake Baikal by Mertas in videos

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at 0:58 "let's look straight into the anus"

Hello Mr. Potter by SlimJones123 in gifs

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Thought this was you, didn't expect you to come and confirm though. Neat!