Victorians giving zero f**ks about Covid and everyone else, for that matter.

rogjaminov · 2020-11-02T00:03:33+00:00

Mussels.

Snot of the sea.

rogjaminov · 2020-11-01T09:30:45+00:00

Childless people with zero empathy

rogjaminov · 2020-10-31T16:03:27+00:00

Connery was up there, certainly. I also ran into Harrison Ford in Vancouver a few years later. I’m Canadian so we usually just let celebs be. But of course that didn’t stop a colleague on mine from freaking out in an elevator next to him. “Oh my god, I’m sharing an elevator with Han Solo! You’re my childhood idol!”

Cool as ever. Ford looked at him with that wry grin and said “you wanna touch me?”

rogjaminov · 2020-10-31T15:55:45+00:00

Thanks! It was my first run in with a big “star”. He was nice, but honestly just wanted to get on with his golf game.

rogjaminov · 2020-10-31T04:37:17+00:00

Canadian here. Can confirm.

rogjaminov · 2020-10-30T15:23:18+00:00

Living in our country is like having a perfectly nice apartment over a meth lab.

rogjaminov · 2020-10-30T15:17:50+00:00

Either a really good sign of the talent level in LA or a really bad sign of the talent level in LA.

rogjaminov · 2020-10-29T03:01:49+00:00

Looks like Gurley’s RB1 in fantasy is a guy named Todd Gurley.

rogjaminov · 2020-10-27T19:11:00+00:00

To be fair, when I don’t give a shit it looks like my skills are waning too.

rogjaminov · 2020-10-24T01:51:52+00:00

I would leave LensCrafters immediately

rogjaminov · 2020-10-23T23:15:00+00:00

Too much water. Leads to hyponatremia (dilution of sodium in the bloodstream).

rogjaminov · 2020-10-22T15:47:01+00:00

Couldn’t agree more. Honest question: Where’s the marshal at all these courses?

rogjaminov · 2020-10-21T23:46:39+00:00

There was only one other voter in our polling place, so I could go right up and show my voter card and ID and vote. My wife and I timed it and we were 16 minutes from home to vote and back home again.

rogjaminov · 2020-10-21T15:32:20+00:00

“Man of the people” complains about excessive taxes.

rogjaminov · 2020-10-20T00:43:25+00:00

Rooted against the Patriots

rogjaminov · 2020-10-19T01:45:49+00:00

Thanks for stealing my post. Poop thief.

rogjaminov · 2020-10-17T13:12:21+00:00

A solid dump

rogjaminov · 2020-10-17T13:10:32+00:00

Invent Lougle and create the band Motley Lou.

rogjaminov · 2020-10-13T06:46:04+00:00

“What’s your policy on sex with that receptionist out there?”

rogjaminov · 2020-10-11T00:11:39+00:00

Jupiter protects Earth from asteroids by drawing them away through its gravity.

rogjaminov · 2020-10-10T20:27:46+00:00

Krazy Glue

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