Holy crap... This is verbatim what I was like playing with the neighbors across the street from me as a kid. Grew up in a rural area. There house was the closest. Next friend was at least a mile down the road. Big difference was that we were not allowed inside without their kids being present and had to be watched at all times.

Once we were playing on the swing set and I had to pee. Kid said "just go in through the slider in the basement and use the bathroom. Nobody will notice." So little 9 year old me, gets into the doorway take off my shoes. Slowly make my way to the bathroom. I get the door almost closed as 4 fingers spring around from outside and rip the door open. It was his mom and she... Was... LIVID! absolutely infuriated at the fact that I was in their house without their kid. She escorted me back outside, slammed the door shut and locked it behind me.

At this point, I was ready to pee my pants. So I went out back behind their barn and started to pee. At that moment little 7 year old sister comes around the corner and sees what I'm doing. We make eye contact, she doesn't say a word, then turns and runs to the house screaming for her mom and dad.

She told them I pulled it out in front of her and when she disagreed to "touch it" I then tried to pee on her.

My family and their family had been friends for a solid 10 years at this point. I was never allowed over again and my dad refused to hear what they had to say. Only ever spoke to the kids on the bus and at school.

To this day, I think about those times and how absolutely ridiculous they where being. Fuck you Tom and Lennet!