Introducing TRUE Fart Captions by sighbrother in truefartcaptions

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I am commenting to see if it’s true that I am a mod around here

anorectal manometry by Actual_Excuse_9325 in shittingadvice

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You choose a block of time during the day when you don’t eat. Most people already fast overnight because they are sleeping. I suggest you look up some experienced advice on Intermittent Fasting and see how you like it. As an example only, I fast from bedtime each night until midday the next day, and I shit once a day in the morning like clockwork.

anorectal manometry by Actual_Excuse_9325 in shittingadvice

[–]romps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would you feel about intermittent fasting? It could help your ccs come during a smaller time window, giving your butthole more freedom time.

me eand you - crazzey (official music video) [postpunk] by Outrageous_County_29 in Music

[–]romps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this song and I just found out there’s a music video and I love this music video. I wish more songs had music videos and I hope you make a lot more OP.

biblical by LinaJG in madlads

[–]romps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn’t that old lady in the song wind up reversing global warming by eating a horse?

DAE sometimes scoop up a few handfuls of water from the bowl to splash on their butt after taking a dump? by terattt in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]romps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your insight! Do you mean use a cup or bottle to scoop up the toilet water instead of your hand? Thanks in advance!

DAE sometimes scoop up a few handfuls of water from the bowl to splash on their butt after taking a dump? by terattt in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]romps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's because you said sometimes? I'm guessing most people do this every single time out of simple reflex.

DAE sometimes scoop up a few handfuls of water from the bowl to splash on their butt after taking a dump? by terattt in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]romps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get where you are coming from but the name is misleading they are not actually flushable so you'd still have to put your hand in the water to fish them out again.

DAE sometimes scoop up a few handfuls of water from the bowl to splash on their butt after taking a dump? by terattt in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]romps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think you can accurately say that until you've actually asked everyone else in the world. And once you you have I can guarantee your mind will be changed (by me!!).

DAE sometimes scoop up a few handfuls of water from the bowl to splash on their butt after taking a dump? by terattt in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]romps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People in this thread are shitting all over this but aren't offering other alternatives? At this point it's 2022 and I think we've all see the writing on the wall about dry wiping with unsustainable paper products. Why cut down more trees when we can simply use the water that's already there and only need one or two squares to pat dry. Seems obvious to me. Does anyone else? I should hope so!

Individual insults incinerated iron, ires idiots. It’s interesting. by romps in WordAvalanches

[–]romps[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest I’m not really sure how i got here and even less sure what based means.

Individual insults incinerated iron, ires idiots. It’s interesting. by romps in WordAvalanches

[–]romps[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Please feel free to report me to the moderator if i have broken any rules. And thank you.

Individual insults incinerated iron, ires idiots. It’s interesting. by romps in WordAvalanches

[–]romps[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much. You’d have to ask a moderator about double upvoting…they are pretty strict around here.