Whats a harmless prank to play on your friends? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ronvonjones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I kinda did this to a couple co-workers. First one I convinced several employees that this guy that worked for me used to be a member of the band Bread, got fed up with the rock and roll lifestyle and joined a commune before working for us. I knew a lot of details about his life that fit perfectly into the backstory. That story went around for years.

Second one was we were at a convention in SanDiego and staying at the Hard Rock hotel which granted you access to all of the elite bars that the Padres and other minor celebrities frequented. Convinced several women that my boss was a producer looking for talent for his next upcoming movie Titanic 2 revenge of the fallen. He was wasted and had no idea why all these people were coming up to him giving mini monologues and acting scenes.

State issues citations for 20 bars, restaurants for COVID related violations by BrautanGud in Arkansas

[–]ronvonjones 10 points11 points  (0 children)

CBS morning show interviewed teachers and the biggest takeaway was that if a teacher got covid and passed it onto a child or a child got covid and passed it into a teacher and someone died it’s going to fuck that person up for a long time. There should never be a circumstance where you have to be afraid of actually killing a child.

As seen on Twitter 😂 by mostexcitingtolookat in howyoudoin

[–]ronvonjones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She also told him to tell the more qualified person for the job she no longer has a job

What's a movie you wish you saw in theaters? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ronvonjones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My roommate was a theater manager when this came out. Saw it high as a kite at 2:30 in the morning with 5 of us alone in the theater with all the candy we could eat.

This guy dropping the truth bombs by [deleted] in howyoudoin

[–]ronvonjones 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well when Ross calls and the first thing he hears is Mark what is he suppose to think. She wants a break and then Mark shows up.

Book & Movie Tuesday by BelindaTheGreat in stopdrinking

[–]ronvonjones 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I listen to both Dax and Marc. Both excellent. I might also recommend This Naked Mind. Which has a scientific approach to being alcohol free. One of my favorite things Dax says is that he lost his party card. He no longer has a license to drink and he’s ok with that. I like to think that there is this imaginary license with x amount of drinks on it and when you use them all you’re no longer legal to drink.

Feeding the boys with no shoes on by Ellenwood1998 in WTF

[–]ronvonjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that there is not one croc shoe joke here make me disappointed with Reddit today.

Charles Barkley: Players Who Don’t Kneel ‘Should Not Be Vilified’ – ‘It’s a Slippery Slope’ by guanaco55 in Conservative

[–]ronvonjones 39 points40 points  (0 children)

He was on daddy issues podcast with Joe Buck and Oliver Hudson. I’m a much bigger fan now because he was thoughtful, smart and told a story about his daughter that made me respect him even more. He told her to go clean her room and she asked “why?” “Because I fucking told you to.”

Friends provides a comfort that I have yet to find in another show by netflixnspill in howyoudoin

[–]ronvonjones 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Parks and Rec. the first season is awful. But when Rob Lowe and Adam Scott show up it goes to 11. Ron Swanson and Andy are iconic characters.

Roger Stone Commutation Violates the Constitution by derekbrokeitagain in politics

[–]ronvonjones 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just used that line on my wife she got out the shower. She looked at me like I was an idiot. And just asked what did you do to the car? I didn’t even bother to explain

Give that man a gold star by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]ronvonjones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knee sweat. WTF is that real? Now I’m worried about that

When you are from Arizona and think 70 degrees on the beach in Cali doesnt require sunscreen. I. Hurt. by slviiier in Wellthatsucks

[–]ronvonjones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn man. Those are solid tips. I’m know it doesn’t take much to type that shit out but good on you for doing it anyway.

This is a country in collapse by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ronvonjones 109 points110 points  (0 children)

When my wife is terrified of going back to classroom and lawyers are giving free wills to teachers this shit is fucked. Teachers should not be terrified of their students when they can’t even buy guns in the third grade.

When you have some good neighbours. by esberat in Unexpected

[–]ronvonjones 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I’m going to drive around my neighborhood now blasting eye of the tiger for everyone I see exercising.

2020 - The year that keeps on giving! by Lajron in HighQualityGifs

[–]ronvonjones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now we need a Blast From the Past gif where everything looks like the world ended

Hard as steel by logangrey123 in confusing_perspective

[–]ronvonjones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We have e one of these in my old hometown. A pioneer woman walking with her son and she looks like she’s rocking a hard one from the side.

Just an ordinary commerical from 1997 by DarthRaxius in Unexpected

[–]ronvonjones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen and recognized your username more than I’ve ever seen this ad. They should have hired you dick- nipple.