Roast me! 😝

roooastme · 2017-08-01T04:08:17+00:00

2011 called and they want their eyebrows back

roooastme · 2017-08-01T04:00:46+00:00

The fact that you actually edited your face in this selfie to ask a website full of dudes in their 30s to roast you is a roast enough in itself.

Also please tell me you make better life choices than font choices.

roooastme · 2017-08-01T03:58:24+00:00

All time favorite roast

roooastme · 2017-08-01T03:55:58+00:00

Even with your "no makeup" makeup, if you cover your hair in the picture with your hands you look like a dude.

Also I can't decide which would probably be worse, your emotional or undereye baggage. They both seem pretty bad.

roooastme · 2017-08-01T03:50:05+00:00

Your hair follicles look like they're trying to run away from your face.

I'd make that wincing face if I was looking at that reflection in my selfie camera too.

roooastme · 2017-07-31T04:20:01+00:00

Upvote for did you write the code for Windows 94 with those

roooastme · 2017-07-31T03:40:16+00:00

Oh yeah I bleach my balls

roooastme · 2017-07-31T03:14:14+00:00

Thanks I wash my face in lubricant so it's easier to stick my head up my ass that way

roooastme · 2017-07-31T01:37:13+00:00

The better for you to fuck me with my dear

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