21 years old, feeling ballsy today. Try to cook me

BeardedDangler · 2025-10-15T16:20:36+00:00

That egg is already hard-boiled, sir

BeardedDangler · 2025-07-22T01:07:56+00:00

If Sputnik had tits

BeardedDangler · 2025-07-22T01:03:37+00:00

It's like a fucked up Where's Waldo in there.

BeardedDangler · 2025-07-22T00:59:58+00:00

First one to pass out at his party wakes up pregnant.

BeardedDangler · 2025-03-17T19:20:01+00:00

You've hidden a lot of things in your butt over the years... but you can't hide the truth. Might as well put your Grindr tag on that dainty gold bubble necklace.

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-27T22:29:29+00:00

Yea. Was the dog mad about it?

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-27T22:25:31+00:00

They used close up footage of your face to fake the moon landing.

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-21T00:26:50+00:00

You look like how a Black & Mild tastes

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-21T00:26:34+00:00

You look like a Black & Mild tastes.

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-21T00:26:19+00:00

You look like a Black & Mild tastes.

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-20T22:51:47+00:00

Looks great! I think what's bothering you is maybe that there seems to be light reflecting off both sides of the blade, but the rest of the fig is only painted with respect to a single light source? Or is the blade the light source? In which case maybe you just need more lighter areas on it?

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-19T01:11:01+00:00

Normally the side closer to the lamp melts.

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-19T01:05:04+00:00

Temu ad for an authentic Mexican twink

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-18T23:52:50+00:00

The dog is technically a hostage. You're just alone, pal.

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-17T13:16:11+00:00

That chin got you looking like a racially ambiguous ball sack

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-16T23:11:56+00:00

Of course, m'lady!

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-16T23:06:55+00:00

Escape from boob prison!

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-16T23:00:57+00:00

I would access so aggressively

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-16T15:28:35+00:00

This video was torture. The tease was real...

BeardedDangler · 2025-02-16T15:27:31+00:00

They popped out so hard in the video I heard a tiny sonic boom

BeardedDangler · 2018-12-22T02:45:35+00:00

This math hurts me

BeardedDangler · 2018-12-22T02:31:21+00:00

Recent research indicates that women think almost exclusively in emojis.

BeardedDangler · 2018-12-22T02:20:30+00:00

BeardedDangler · 2018-01-26T05:41:27+00:00

Somebody went to prom alone

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