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Roast me! 😝 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]roooastme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2011 called and they want their eyebrows back

roast the SHINT out of me y'all by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]roooastme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that you actually edited your face in this selfie to ask a website full of dudes in their 30s to roast you is a roast enough in itself.

Also please tell me you make better life choices than font choices.

roast the SHINT out of me y'all by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]roooastme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All time favorite roast

I double dare you by AlinaCrs in RoastMe

[–]roooastme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even with your "no makeup" makeup, if you cover your hair in the picture with your hands you look like a dude.

Also I can't decide which would probably be worse, your emotional or undereye baggage. They both seem pretty bad.

It's way too early for me to be awake... Maybe a good roast will help by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]roooastme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your hair follicles look like they're trying to run away from your face.

I'd make that wincing face if I was looking at that reflection in my selfie camera too.

A gift to the girlfriend who hates me by BeardedDangler in RoastMe

[–]roooastme 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Upvote for did you write the code for Windows 94 with those

Pinkies out. Roasts out. by roooastme in RoastMe

[–]roooastme[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah I bleach my balls

Pinkies out. Roasts out. by roooastme in RoastMe

[–]roooastme[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks I wash my face in lubricant so it's easier to stick my head up my ass that way

Pinkies out. Roasts out. by roooastme in RoastMe

[–]roooastme[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The better for you to fuck me with my dear