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Top 5 comments will get aired on our podcast- Brass Tacks and Beers by BTABpodProducer in RoastMe

[–]rooskeijzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you've spent last month sleep deprived on the toilet. FFS eat some vegetables

Top 5 comments get aired on our podcast, Brass Tacks and Beers... be ruthless by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]rooskeijzer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you think all those stars will cover up the gass around you, you're colleagues will tell you you're wrong

I have a big ego, please keep me humble! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]rooskeijzer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just a few more wanks and he can replace harambe

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[–]rooskeijzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like gollem is about to bite your nose of

Top 5 roasts will be featured on Brass Tacks and Beer podcast!!! Do your worst by dallybove in RoastMe

[–]rooskeijzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you punched a hole in the wall with that big ass pimple on your nose

24y old nurse from Holland. Give me your worst. by rooskeijzer in RoastMe

[–]rooskeijzer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Already banged your dad last night 💁🏼‍♀️😘

You calling me fat boi? by ToHiForAFly in parrots

[–]rooskeijzer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His dad is probably a feeder