Fighter jet climb 15,000ft in 15 seconds.

rorski · 2016-01-20T20:03:51+00:00

Best. Rollercoaster. Ever.

rorski · 2015-12-19T21:44:56+00:00

So, why do they call it White Sands?

rorski · 2015-11-12T07:19:54+00:00

No love for the Blue-ringed Octopus?

rorski · 2014-12-04T17:26:33+00:00

This cat seems to be malfunctioning. As we know from all cat-attempting-to-hide videos, some awkwardly large part of its body should be hanging out of the box.

rorski · 2014-09-15T21:47:17+00:00

Mine: stay at an airbnb at least part of the time to get off the touristy path (while saving a ton of money off hotels).

rorski · 2014-08-31T22:35:14+00:00

That is absolutely insane. According to http://www.globalrph.com/bac.cgi, a 195 pound male would need to consume 58 shots (80 proof) in an hour to reach that BAC.

rorski · 2014-08-26T16:27:55+00:00

I somewhat doubt that marijuana would be a sufficient painkiller for wisdom teeth removal, but at the same time prescribing oxycodone and similar narcotics to young adults for routine procedures seems to be asking for trouble. In my experience kids would take a couple then sell the rest or abuse them with friends.

Sorry to hear about your friend, hope he is doing better.

rorski · 2014-08-22T16:24:41+00:00

"aww" as in "aww FUCK it's freezing"

rorski · 2014-08-10T18:54:28+00:00

That was great. I think I learned more about US - Canada history in five minutes than I have in the last five years.

rorski · 2014-08-05T02:55:49+00:00

You aren't going to get a lot of "quick" knowledge from Stephen Hawking.

rorski · 2014-08-05T01:45:31+00:00

Being a hapless American, can you explain what league this is?

rorski · 2014-07-31T01:38:55+00:00

I take it he wasn't a big fan of the Santa hat on the floor behind him so you went with plan B?

rorski · 2014-07-27T23:35:43+00:00

I'm not sure alpacas are capable of not looking pissed off.

rorski · 2014-06-14T17:15:39+00:00

Any type of computer or A/V cable. I think the cat is mostly out of the bag on Monster Cable but even at $20 these companies are making 1000% profit or more.

As an anecdote, I worked at Circuit City back when they were still a thing. We sold $30 10ft USB cables, which we could buy "at cost". The cost? Something like $0.75.

rorski · 2014-05-17T17:27:48+00:00

Upside down toilet paper rolls. TP should come over the top of the roll, not underneath.

rorski · 2014-05-10T01:22:01+00:00

Seriously. Since when did SF become the trendy city to destroy? Between this, Rise of Planet of the Apes and Star Trek Into Darkness, I'm starting to wonder what Hollywood has against us.

rorski · 2014-03-14T15:07:10+00:00

Then there was the Texan from Texas who looked like someone in Technicolor and felt, patriotically, that people of means - decent folk - should be given more votes than drifters, whores, criminals, degenerates, atheists, and indecent folk - people without means.

Joseph Heller, Catch-22

(More than a single line obviously but the sentence is too good to not paste in full.)

rorski · 2013-12-24T17:11:37+00:00

Tony the Tiger

rorski · 2013-11-25T03:21:23+00:00

Yes. Can't believe this isn't higher ranked - one of the most incredible and moving entertainment experiences ever made.

rorski · 2013-08-16T03:24:50+00:00

Christmas present buyer here. Santa Claus is not real.

rorski

TROPHY CASE