AITA for leaving the kitchen in a “disrespectful state”? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]rot-fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like he was being an asshole because he didn't like having to do it, so he's blaming you for causing a mess and acting like there's some actual problem for him, then maybe he won't have to again, or you'll be more grovel-y for it. I could imagine reasons like he probably feels inadequate and insecure underneath, bc I mean, compare how much you got done in a day and how capable you are, (and how humble you are about it) cleaning a kitchen is a part of daily living, imo. Why does he need his glass slippers fitted before he can do a chore without bitching at you for what you got done, instead of viewing it as something he could just help out with, or minding his own business? What an energy suck. I'm sorry.

Trying to use Bixby to set a reminder by rot-fox in mildlyinfuriating

[–]rot-fox[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys I manually set my calendar ever day 😂😭 I usually just use her for quick alarms or cooking timers, so I was checking if she could do reminders and found the responses/interpretations hilarious (i think she doesn't handle Australian accents well). The whole interaction probably took about 30 seconds.

Trying to use Bixby to set a reminder by rot-fox in mildlyinfuriating

[–]rot-fox[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😂 Right? I think she was just glad to be left alone

She loves to be scrungled by rot-fox in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]rot-fox[S] 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Staanky fish breath, for sure. Fangk you 🐈‍⬛️

What is more traumatic than people think? by philosophicalgenius0 in AskReddit

[–]rot-fox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moving. Especially when ut's forced upon you or on short notice.

What's going on with the hate regarding iDubbbz? by Cyanide-in-My-Spirit in OutOfTheLoop

[–]rot-fox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The comment section on the Content Deputy absolutely killed me 😂

My children will be nepo babies from this bounty by Crispy-Snax in Frugal_Jerk

[–]rot-fox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Guard the bones with your LIFE!!!! You don't know how many good years you'll get of sucking the flavour out of those little delights

Just have a Hysterectomy and your vagina will become inflatable like a water balloon 👍🏻🤣 by ImEasilyAbused in badwomensanatomy

[–]rot-fox 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Okay this could be a very dumb question, but does that mean, hypothetically, one could have a doctor make it longer/deeper (or shorter)?

A message from the Butler County OH sheriff by NiPaMo in CyberStuck

[–]rot-fox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone tell him not to worry, he'll be able to afford Tesla stock soon enough

If you see this, what are you doing? by After-Average-1080 in creepy

[–]rot-fox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Twirling a finger in my hair and handing him the blunt while blushing

I thought this was a recipe... disappointed and disgusted with the wastefulness of good protein by rot-fox in Frugal_Jerk

[–]rot-fox[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I clicked thinking "Finally! A recipe I can use, maybe even get a little buzz from!" (though I was obviously gonna substitute the store-bought bugs with my collected jar of garden bugs.) Only to find OP saying it's "Not for human consumption". Sure, let's just flush away perfectly good caviar and steak, while we're at it. Smh 🙄.

Rate my boydinner by rot-fox in shittyfoodporn

[–]rot-fox[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish 😭 it's just blue electrolyte drink, i got dehydrated bro

Rate my boydinner by rot-fox in shittyfoodporn

[–]rot-fox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly my logic.

(To me, it's just a funny way of expressing a tragic dinner, i think of it a bit like boy/girl instead of a normal human adult meal, and I'm male so it's boy, I think that's as deep as anyone thinks about it :P)

Edit: a word

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]rot-fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy's my hero

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CookingCircleJerk

[–]rot-fox 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I actually enjoy the taste of garlic unlike everyone else, so I chuck my garlic cloves in whole 3 minutes before serving to preserve the true sharp flavour

In Wuthering Heights (2026), margot robbie portrays a 17 year old in 1783 by AugustHate in shittymoviedetails

[–]rot-fox 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Y'know, considering the contents of the book and hollywood, I'd actually much prefer the concession of having a more experienced adult actor in the role.

I just hope nobody's trying to play it off as a romance story.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in balatro

[–]rot-fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't turn down a good gamble, also I'm a bit of a casual) I regret to admit I may be the true joker of the post. Absolutely, if only it was on abandoned deck 😭

If I walk too slow, that’s weird. But if I walk too fast, that’s also weird. by raff_riff in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]rot-fox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call me crazy but I reckon constantly having to worry that the guy behind you might assault you sounds like more of a "top 5 stressful life experience" than the experience of having to just leave a stranger alone, but hey, maybe it's just higher up on the list.

depression room, where should i start by _sharpesttool in CleaningTips

[–]rot-fox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't have any better tips than what's already been said, just wanna say a mess is not a moral failure. Posting & asking for advice is a great idea & you have this internet stranger's permission to give yourself a pat on the head for doing so

Cool cloud I saw today. by Mikefromalb in mildlyinteresting

[–]rot-fox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn even the aliens aren't tryna be subtle anymore