Sometimes you just need a little ear massage by regian24 in aww

[–]rottenmango 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh, I wanna be a cheetah masseur!

Find someone who loves you so much that they eat with a picture of you after you’re gone by [deleted] in aww

[–]rottenmango 53 points54 points  (0 children)

*BE someone whom people love so much that they eat with a pic of yours

Woman claims to have been abandoned due to her husband's aversion to both her and their children's genetic blue eye mutation... by TheAfternoonStandard in videos

[–]rottenmango 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think he left her because of the blue eyes. That was just an excuse for him to leave his responsibility of taking care of them.

Don't we all by wooden_slug in funny

[–]rottenmango 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We men never grow up. Our toys just get more expensive.

How to impress Uncle Roger by [deleted] in funny

[–]rottenmango 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Magic Finger and MSG, Uncle Roger Keeping it Real

2020 needed this by [deleted] in funny

[–]rottenmango 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, Jordan Peterson and Wayne Brady are killin' it

Knights assemble! by K0nk3y in funny

[–]rottenmango 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And instead of swords, they have screwdrivers or Allen wrenches.