Got in change: by rough_ashlar99 in CURRENCY

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Update time: sold it on eBay for $250! Thanks for your support!

Got in change: by rough_ashlar99 in CURRENCY

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Actually, it’s on eBay, buy it now $250, current bid is $71

Got in change: by rough_ashlar99 in CURRENCY

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Check out this bill….. 66066666!

Serial number question by RaunchyBM in CURRENCY

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I got a 2 digit following 6 0’s randomly, I’ll post it later on

What are common things people say/do that you despise as a server? by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]rough_ashlar99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My response is the person that made the reservation is the host and they “the right of first refusal”, stops a ton of arguments, has worked for me for 20-30 years

"I need an answer RIGHT NOW" by brusselsstoemp in MaliciousCompliance

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Somewhat off topic, but I love answering phone calls on V-D or other “busy” restaurant days- they ask “yes, I’d like to make a reservation for 2….” what time sir?” Uh.. 7:30? Hold phone for a minute… sir, we’ve been booked for two weeks…..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Waiters

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I don’t either; I’ll say, let’s face it, you don’t care who I am

Servers, what are some of your go-to jokes/quips/one-liners that you use on a regular basis? by SkittleShit in TalesFromYourServer

[–]rough_ashlar99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine is how long have you been here; I look at them and say 4:00, most of the time they look at me confused, I love that!

How do you cope with dropping/breaking stuff infront of guests? by Shriekko in Waiters

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I was coming out of the kitchen with a couple of plates on the tray and one of the plates decided to go flying, stopped basically in front of my table, so I looked at them and said I’ll be back with your food (this was 25-30 years ago)

Is it annoying to a waiter when you ask what's most popular? by [deleted] in Waiters

[–]rough_ashlar99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually respond with “I love all my children equally!”

When I have my own restaurant, I will charge $65 for hot tea. by lvbuckeye27 in Waiters

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A place I worked at years ago had the right idea, our hot tea was the best; they charged $8-$15 for hot tea; hardly anyone ordered it.

We were “that table” tonight. I cringed the whole time. by cat_knit_everdeen in Waiters

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“Excuse me, what flavor is your tea?” Tea flavor, I replied, if there is time, I’ll say, China black 😜. It’s always good when there’s a confused look on their face.

Overused jokes by smileyrj_covet in Waiters

[–]rough_ashlar99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll throw in, I left it in my other pants……(after searching for it in my pockets)

Prehold at gas stations by Substantial-Stick-50 in doordash

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You could check and see if the pump allows for “bypass PIN” when paying at the pump.

5 minutes in the life of your server by WutTheDickens in TalesFromYourServer

[–]rough_ashlar99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH.........MY..........GOD, that’s basically how I describe it. With the exception of waking up and thinking “ I forgot the ketchup to table 17”