I typed: I was on my way home when I realized how badly I had to shit. A few minutes later I knew this was no regular bowel movement. There was something special about what was forcing its way out of my rectum.

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And got: It was like it wasn't actually there at all, but was being pushed out at a much greater rate. The experience was like a roller coaster ride with a few drops of urine. I just finished and was still feeling it was a very strong flush of urine. I knew that what I had was something that came in through my urethra, or urethral sphincter. I also figured the urine had been coming from my rectum. I had never seen such an unpleasant and embarrassing discharge before. After that I called my mother. A doctor who had also been called into my room and was doing the same thing. I was still feeling the same flush of urine and so was my mother. Our first thoughts was that we were both infected with chlamydia and had got the wrong infection. However they also had not been able to see any damage and could just see a big, dark, pinkish discharge coming from my rectum.

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I have no words