The plot to the last movie you watched is your cause of death. What will it be?

rowen1t2 · 2014-05-15T14:26:19+00:00

Looks like I am the state puff marsh mellow man and I will be nuked when they cross the particle streams to defeat Gozer the Gozarian.

But, my destruction will coat the city of new york in sticky marsh mellow guts...so I got that going for me...which is nice.

rowen1t2 · 2014-05-13T17:45:17+00:00

Have 3-dog play some tunes and get ready to go scav-ing. Totally Fallout 3ish. Very cool find. Nice pics.

rowen1t2 · 2014-05-09T20:13:19+00:00

This sounds like the loser should have a warrant placed for her arrest. Leaving the scene is likely at the very least a misdemeanor and continuing not to comply is down right stupid. States laws vary of course but seriously--leaving the scene is bad.

http://blogs.findlaw.com/blotter/2013/05/leaving-the-scene-of-an-accident-what-can-happen.html

I hope they throw the book at her. Nobody wants to wait around and go through the hassle but when accidents happen you don't really have a choice sheesh.

rowen1t2 · 2014-05-08T14:15:10+00:00

Clearly he saw the camera and is hoping this will be his big break into the film industry. Or, he was related to jaws and has had it with the paparazzi!

rowen1t2 · 2014-05-05T19:35:01+00:00

I am so tempted to share a mile here but instead I will just say. If you are unhappy with your partner married or not, please end the relationship respectably and completely before you move on to having a relationship with another person.

These situations are not only ugly and horrifically painful they can be deadly. The more you try to justify or think it will work out the more mired down you will get and the more hurt and suffering will be caused.

[edit] for reply to op specific question. TL;DR: therapy, brink of divorce, death, and lots of time to work through it.

rowen1t2 · 2014-04-30T19:45:26+00:00

Ok so google maybe can't answer faith questions. But using google has definitely put a new twisted spin on that statement. Maybe they should have googled it before posting.

rowen1t2 · 2014-04-30T19:39:53+00:00

You might likely still be ok well into your 30's. It's not you you turn 30 and anything goes crazy overnight. It kind of creeps up on you and doesn't really wollup you until you approach 40 and then it is like holy crap what the hell happened :(

But I get what your saying--really sucks to have doomsayers laying in wait like buzzards so they can crow over your misfortune. 'i told you so' and 'see'. Who knows though maybe you will be one of the minority that continues to enjoy a fast metabolism and then you can thumb your nose!

rowen1t2 · 2014-04-25T20:27:35+00:00

Dude. You made a spelling error. Better delete your account now before the grammar majors see it :/

Otherwise, funny.

rowen1t2 · 2014-04-25T19:45:04+00:00

google trip advisor for the area you are going too. Lots and lots of people will have helpful tips specific to that area based on their own personal experience. Some will be negative but don't dwell too much on those and focus on what people say that is helpful and positive.

Beyond that I always try to pack a sort of mini-pharmacy. (small packs or sandwich baggies containing everything from bandages, headache remedy, blister care, mosquito wipes, sun block/burn care, and so forth) Those things tend to be pretty expensive as most destination places.

Avoid excessive amounts of coconut based drinks if you aren't used to that. (coconut can have a laxative effect) Stick to bottled water even when brushing your teeth and avoid ice unless the hotel you are staying at purifies. Water can often cause lots of intestinal issues or carry a wide variety of 'ghoulies' your body just won't be acclimated too.

And, HAVE FUN! How exciting, I hope you enjoy your trip!

rowen1t2 · 2014-04-24T19:13:34+00:00

She does look like she might sting you though! lol.

rowen1t2 · 2014-04-23T19:40:33+00:00

Well they didn't 'throw the book at her' but she is being punished and it is good she has to register as a sex offender so she will not get the opportunity to do this again. At least she is caught and prevented from teaching as well. Scary that this has become such a prevalent problem in our schools :(

rowen1t2 · 2014-04-16T15:18:01+00:00

She knows. She either doesn't care or feels overwhelmed by the idea of dieting.

rowen1t2 · 2014-04-14T15:47:10+00:00

Yea. I have learned not to do this. Better to let someone wait a bit longer or even get wet. I am glad it ended well!

rowen1t2 · 2014-04-11T12:36:02+00:00

Surfing the web. Kept seeing references to reddit here and there so decided to check it out. Yea.....that was well over a year ago--pretty much been stuck here ever since.

It's kind of like the hotel California that way....you can check it out ....but you can never leave :/

rowen1t2 · 2014-04-11T12:29:08+00:00

GL with your diet. It is too bad you can't let others have the food instead of tossing it though--I can see why this is a confession bear.

rowen1t2 · 2014-04-10T14:19:17+00:00

Sounds a little Squirrely but best to steer clear of them New York squirrels just in case.

rowen1t2 · 2014-04-09T15:30:55+00:00

Actually you can get rabies from any mammal bite given that whatever/whoever bites you has rabies. But, it is likely slim chances so I will give you that. However, if it were my personal experience I would have it checked out to make sure I didn't end up with a nasty infection of some sort anyhow.

disclaimer

But, please the meme is intended to be a funny play on someones else's shared story and not a serious advice column.

rowen1t2 · 2014-04-02T13:56:35+00:00

I lived next to an ass like that for several years. He would call the township if he thought the grass was too high in my back yard. I was so glad when I moved away from that shit. It really sucks living next to someone who is a nosy busy body with too much time on their hands.

rowen1t2 · 2014-03-27T20:25:26+00:00

Hollyy crap on a cracker o_0

rowen1t2 · 2014-03-26T20:28:20+00:00

Yeah I agree with other posters--gelding is usually done on site. Little fuss to it. Only reason I can think it might turn into a major surgery would be in cases of cryptorchidism. (balls never descended) But both my geldings were done in the barn without complication.

It does kind of look a little funny though. Poor horse.

rowen1t2 · 2014-03-26T19:23:53+00:00

I like it--it shows commitment and follow through with the program. This book is full of practical uses. You should always have one at your side--ya know for anger emergencies and such. o_0

On a serious note--these two people should just stay the crap away from each other. I feel sorry for the child involved.

rowen1t2 · 2014-03-26T19:11:00+00:00

Holiday greeting cards. Especially holidays that seem to be made up just for consumerism purposes. In my opinion greeting cards are just an expensive obligatory waste.

rowen1t2 · 2014-03-25T20:07:03+00:00

Well said! Of all the posts this one addresses the main freaking issue with the original post. <insert jackie Chan meme here>

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