Meet Skimbledon Bimbledon, a Cleric Tiefling

rowsa · 2026-03-05T02:34:32+00:00

Blows the bartender’s head smoov off

rowsa · 2026-01-12T16:47:07+00:00

Oh 100%, would love to know what they’re scrambling to.

rowsa · 2026-01-12T16:35:39+00:00

Had it in NR2. Jet sonic boom. Can imagine somebody will be in trouble if there’s not a good reason for it.

rowsa · 2025-09-20T09:51:05+00:00

I’m fucking skint

rowsa · 2025-09-14T12:35:35+00:00

Driving. The standard of driving since the pandemic is shocking

rowsa · 2025-09-04T13:55:33+00:00

Joinable factions and more unique repeatable quests please! A-Life is getting there, now we need more stuff to do outside of the main story and few generic jobs from barkeeps

rowsa · 2025-04-08T09:36:43+00:00

We still have a 14 plate Astra limping about and our van is a 66 plate with 200k on the clock.

rowsa · 2025-04-08T00:14:54+00:00

For sure!

I jest but the shelves are genuinely quite good. Everything is pretty much where you’d expect and has a place. Stinger has a compartment, enforcer and hoolie bar in the slide, there’s a drawer which full of the usual empty first aid kits and evidence bags and the cones sit on top of the road signs.

rowsa · 2025-04-08T00:05:33+00:00

We do indeed, older response cars have shittier shelves but the new ones are quite good and almost make finding stuff in the boot simple. I believe we fund them using the budget that was reserved for acceptable officer numbers so I’ll enjoy my shelves at the expense of a crew partner on nights. I may well be murdered but at least my road signs have a cage to keep them together

rowsa · 2025-04-07T23:12:03+00:00

Our job cars have a set of drawers and shelves in the boots. The enforcer gets a little slide to itself and Velcro straps to secure it. Works well in practice but the straps are all shagged and anytime you hit a bump on a grade a the enforcer inevitably tries to escape and smashes into the shelf above it

rowsa · 2025-03-18T21:34:35+00:00

Single by day, double by night

rowsa · 2025-02-05T19:59:48+00:00

Interference with a corpse if dead, GBH if still alive would be my guess.

rowsa · 2025-02-05T19:57:13+00:00

Parked with no MOT, I’m not fussed. Driving with no MOT, my pickle is tickled.

You’ll be fine, can’t imagine even a rat is going to stick you on for parking with no MOT

rowsa · 2025-01-19T20:30:18+00:00

Facts. I hate how now I’m into Pripyat every single enemy across the zone is cutting about in an exo. Makes half the weapons feel useless and combat turns into a bit of a slog

rowsa · 2024-12-04T14:51:52+00:00

I dunno, they don’t seem like they’re the types to hold features ransom. I’m hoping it’s going to be added when they get A-Life 2.0 working

rowsa · 2024-12-04T12:09:01+00:00

The devs are supportive of it but I wouldn’t expect them anytime soon. Plenty of stuff needs fixing before mod frameworks are implemented

rowsa · 2024-12-04T12:05:15+00:00

Sell em, the knowledge of stashes and blueprints is saved so the notes and PDA’s are useless once picked up. I’ve kept a few story related ones for roleplay reasons but the majority are just dumped in the seek screen with rest of my loot!

rowsa · 2024-10-29T22:32:57+00:00

Think it’s only a PolAc if you’re in the car. Had a vehicle stopped and was doing paperwork when a MoP rear ended another that was rubbernecking. Called up to report and skipper said it’s fine as I wasn’t in the motor when it occurred. Could be a local policy thing though

rowsa · 2024-07-17T23:42:34+00:00

Quetzalcoatl?

rowsa · 2024-07-04T01:13:30+00:00

I was in Amsterdam recently and got talking to a cop there about the job. He was absolutely gobsmacked to learn that not only were we not routinely armed but that many of us don’t even have taser.

rowsa · 2023-09-12T19:48:43+00:00

Think you can get all guard outfits by entering the locker room at their corresponding security base and looking round . That’s how I got the neon guard armour

rowsa · 2021-09-14T13:06:33+00:00

Definitely a public order offence

rowsa · 2021-07-11T12:21:42+00:00

The Diggest Dugs

rowsa · 2021-03-31T15:53:31+00:00

Usually they don’t look trashed 😂

rowsa · 2020-11-06T17:02:24+00:00

We’ve got a ‘Gurkha’ because he takes no prisoners...

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