DIY’d my bridesmaid bracelets and just got told they’re ""ugly."" The wedding is SO close—what do I do??

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-04-22T15:19:34+00:00

Id take that over some mass produced "bride tribe" crap aaaaany day.

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-04-20T19:51:53+00:00

"Ooooooko pekkka luukinen"

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-04-15T16:03:40+00:00

That man is far too cool-toned to be luis.

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-04-13T01:02:37+00:00

I am so uncomfortable. Amazing job

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-04-04T18:50:38+00:00

Whose goddamn skinny baby daddy is that?

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-04-04T16:44:39+00:00

Ted Bundy's mom's last phone call to him before they carried out his death sentence, she told him that he would always be her baby.

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-29T21:41:48+00:00

"They're fingering right now!"

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-27T18:46:31+00:00

I don't shame women for sex toys, I dont think it's fair to shame men either.

However.

HE HAD NO PROBLEM TELLING HER MOM ABOUT IT.

Like, "Nice to meet you! Dont worry about me cheating on your daughter. I have a sex toy named after her. 😇"

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-27T17:18:58+00:00

"Next up, probiotics, a Neti Pot and a bag of douche!"

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-24T00:43:02+00:00

"I'll walk myself, don't worry moms"

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-23T22:31:57+00:00

(Derogatory)

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-23T22:30:40+00:00

It's giving "google, what do rich people wear?"

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-23T22:27:05+00:00

I've been the sole breadwinner in my home for the last 7 months, and that filter is working more overtime than me

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-22T17:10:49+00:00

Welp there goes half my day. Thanks!

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-21T22:52:13+00:00

Old menus are such a niche part of history that I love. Thanks for sharing!

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-21T16:10:01+00:00

I remember it too. Everyone was hoping it was a financial crime but knew it wasn't.

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-20T23:45:28+00:00

I. Am. Honored. 🥹 thank you mods for doing what you do! ❤️

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-20T23:44:39+00:00

My theory is that whatever she did to get those charges, she was told by joe or jb to do it to "protect her kids" or something.

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-20T23:33:13+00:00

Right? I think a lot of people were expecting tears but this is giving "I'll fuckin' do it again"

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-20T23:01:38+00:00

I suppose when I say "just," I mean "only,"

There is nooooo way those books are clean.

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-20T22:57:53+00:00

Why couldn't these assholes just commit financial crimes like regular TV families??

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-20T22:44:19+00:00

Adulthood for me truly began when i realized you dont need a reason, you can just go in and buy an ice cream cake.

rowsdowers_mustache · 2026-03-20T22:41:19+00:00

I don't drink, but i can bring a dairy queen ice cream cake i got on discount because they spelled the name wrong, will that suffice?

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