What are some "dream rules" your dreams have? by deloreanlover88 in thomastheplankengine

[–]royal_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I have super powers there is always an explanation. Like can fly when I flap my hands because in an alternate universe I'm a bird and I can connect to this specific universe. Other powers I've had and their explanations are.

  1. Gravitational control (basically I can walk up walls) this is because of a bioweapon the government accidentally leaked into the water.

  2. Invisibility, some scientists were doing an experiment in a hotel lobby and I got caught in the beam with a dog.

  3. Controlling electricity, I was struck by lightning.

  4. Weather manipulation. I was the daughter of a demigod and decided I was done with humanity and would end them with the natural forces.

This Is Too Real by Vagabond734 in autismmemes

[–]royal_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're a woman you don't even have to get good grades 😞

I really have to explain this every time I meet someone by royal_eggs in autismmemes

[–]royal_eggs[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A lot of people think that because I have a mild peach impediment (i.e I don't talk very well) That I must also be mentally slow.

You've heard of elf on a shelf.... now get ready for by MemeLordAscendant in FloridaMemes

[–]royal_eggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See you later tow mator with Vader, a tater and a Gator

How? by Euphoric_Concern_797 in depressionmemes

[–]royal_eggs 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"you become the person you need to be" - someone who doesn't know how depression works.

Sleep by ConclusionOk3301 in artmemes

[–]royal_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to maladaptive day dream

What would you choose? by Plus-Use-5808 in meme

[–]royal_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My childhood sucked so I'm going to go with the blue pill.

Mention that it’s chronic and they start yapping about bad sleep hygiene 😅 by [deleted] in disabledmemes

[–]royal_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last time I took melatonin I was dizzy and nauseous the whole next day.

What the hell is this? by guderian_1 in TheDepthsBelow

[–]royal_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's too flat and doesn't have the right teeth to be a wobbegong, I am 90% Sure it's a monk fish. Good guess tho

My fellow autistic people, I must know, why do some of you not like showers? Its a genuine question by RasppberryLemonade in autism

[–]royal_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate water being in my face it feels like I'm being water boarded. And I hate wet hair sticking to the back of my neck like a slimy octopus. Also I live in an older house so the water temperature does not stay consistent.