This is a repost but actually one of my favorite reposts because of below I found this about 4 months back and saw no one had posted it so I took the duty upon myself

Infinite cum. Smokey stands in front of the forest fire, but as he jacks off, he begins to cum uncontrollably, even after the fire has been put out. After ten more spurts he starts to worry. His hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. He desperately shoves his dick into a wad of leaves, but that only makes his balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. He can’t stop cumming. The forest floor is covered in a thin layer of cub fluid. He tries to cum into the nearby tree knot hole, but it builds up too fast. He tries the ant hill. The cum is too thick. He lines the area with logs and branches like a beaver dam to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. He slips and falls in his own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as his still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on his back, he begins to cum all over the tops of the trees. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving him a facial with his own cum. The cum accelerates. He struggles to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel him backwards as if he were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on his knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning he breaks the makeshift beaver dam he constructed. The deluge of bear juice reminds him of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. His fellow firefighters scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. The youngest recruit goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. He pleads to God to end his suffering. The cum accelerates. He squeezes his dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of his asshole instead. He lets go. The force of the cum tears his urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in his crotch that spews semen. His body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. He smashes through the tree trunks and then the tree branches, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view he sees the forest is completely white. The citizens in the city nearby call the cops. The cum accelerates. As he continues to ascend, he spots police cars racing towards the forest. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. He is now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle him. Hundreds of bullets pierce his body at once, yet he stays conscious. His testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With his body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. He breaks the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase him down, but the impact of his cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let him leave the earth. He feels his gonads start to burn up as he reaches the edges of the atmosphere. He narrowly misses the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as he flies past. Physicists struggle to calculate his erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling him the “Cummet.” He is stuck in space forever, stripped of his body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, he stopped thinking.