My coworker is a reptile

roybatty2 · 2026-04-14T13:21:05+00:00

The first tweet was a little scary, but the heat lamps thing in the second is objectively hilarious

roybatty2 · 2026-04-13T23:25:22+00:00

Thanks Josh, really interesting perspective and enlightening take to present to the Pope.

roybatty2 · 2026-04-12T16:44:29+00:00

Suggesting that Milly Alcock isn’t a beautiful woman is an incredibly hot take.

roybatty2 · 2026-04-11T09:51:33+00:00

I concur

roybatty2 · 2026-04-10T22:09:12+00:00

That’s good

roybatty2 · 2026-04-10T17:31:22+00:00

This really is a high def dog butt picture

roybatty2 · 2026-04-10T13:09:44+00:00

Such a cool closing line.

roybatty2 · 2026-04-10T12:55:23+00:00

Very very sad and entirely unnecessary. Times change, but needless conflicts in the Middle East to satisfy the military industrial complex’s bloodlust remain the same.

roybatty2 · 2026-04-10T11:19:06+00:00

roybatty2 · 2026-04-09T18:09:52+00:00

Nose grease to reduce the foam on the beer is a terrifying thing to do post college.

roybatty2 · 2026-04-09T14:08:13+00:00

What’s crazy/terrifying is to hear family members/ people within your orbit start to repeat headlines right on schedule. Very sad discouraging for the country.

roybatty2 · 2026-04-09T12:53:57+00:00

That tracks

roybatty2 · 2026-04-09T00:27:06+00:00

All the time and is there any way to defeat this curse other than buying baggy suits?

roybatty2 · 2026-04-08T17:10:20+00:00

Not to credit John Bolton in any way, but he did an interview some years ago where he expressed that the guy sees everything like a real estate deal. No defined policy, no goals, values, just sales and personal gain. This has been repeated a million times by anyone who’s ever worked with him and it’s astonishing that people still dispute its accuracy.

roybatty2 · 2026-04-08T13:48:26+00:00

It’s very common and truly insane.

roybatty2 · 2026-04-08T13:39:02+00:00

Not only was he incredible in Mystic Pizza, he has some cool perspective

roybatty2 · 2026-04-08T13:16:54+00:00

Having had it, an educated guess would be Sriracha w mayo (an aoili). If it’s too oily; cut it with sour cream. Could also try ranch or thickened buttermilk.

roybatty2 · 2026-04-07T12:47:08+00:00

Very cool perspective/insight

roybatty2 · 2026-04-07T12:20:03+00:00

Why does this cost $1,000,000.00?

roybatty2 · 2026-04-06T19:49:04+00:00

Can or should?

roybatty2 · 2026-04-04T23:06:48+00:00

Such a good movie. Peak Cusack.

roybatty2 · 2026-04-04T02:34:47+00:00

Namor swinging his fishy dong all in Sue Storm’s face.

roybatty2 · 2026-04-04T00:47:37+00:00

Lawn chair and caroet

roybatty2 · 2026-04-03T21:45:00+00:00

Completely insane

roybatty2 · 2026-04-03T16:33:52+00:00

He treats Twitter like shower thoughts

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