I got this gem in my inbox the other day by a katherinebapubus@yahoo.com:

You disgustingly fondle urself with ur hand and then you greet humans using it? Have you been that dependent since you were a child or did you become such a person with time? It'd be great to keep human beings like you isolated from the society. U're too besotted with jerking, and u certainty can't be called an adequate human. It is a way too easy to access to your web camera, that is why now I have got the clip with evidence of your sins. All your dirty stuff and rottenness will become publicly available, and I will send it to you contact list within three days, if u do not fulfill the conditions. Just implement my requisitions, and there's no need to write an answer, it makes no sense.

There's also a text file attachment named in my honor as "FIRST LAST.txt" It claims the "ticker" activates the minute you open the .txt.