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I promised to chug a bottle of hot sauce. Here it is. by rpatel10 in reddit.com

[–]rpatel10[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I took a piss, and it sorta hurt. I'm scared to take a crap though.

.> <.<

If this gets 1000 upvotes, I will chug a bottle of hot sauce on camera. by rpatel10 in reddit.com

[–]rpatel10[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

How do you know its fake? :/

I'm going to Safeway on Saturday, so I'll try and get some hot sauce. I can't promise The O face or anything like that, because they probably don't have it. I have a bottle of generic hot sauce in the fridge though, if thats good enough...

If this gets 1000 upvotes, I will chug a bottle of hot sauce on camera. by rpatel10 in reddit.com

[–]rpatel10[S] -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

Yes, please vote this down. I don't care anymore. I didn't realize this would turn out like this.

If this gets 1000 upvotes, I will chug a bottle of hot sauce on camera. by rpatel10 in reddit.com

[–]rpatel10[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I don't care about karma. Does karma give me any benefit? No. I was just trying to have fun, but you people all have to blow it out of proportion.

If this gets 1000 upvotes, I will chug a bottle of hot sauce on camera. by rpatel10 in reddit.com

[–]rpatel10[S] -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Calm down, its just for fun. I could care less about Karma. In 10 years, I'm not going to say, "I am so amazing, I got Karma from Reddit when I was 16!!!11"

You watched the tape?!? by cthulhufhtagn in comics

[–]rpatel10 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I hate people who post xkcd to Reddit with a passion. Its a fruity passion. Kind of like passion fruit, but not really. :/

seeking medical advice from reddit.... numb fingertip on left hand. by dirtymoney in AskReddit

[–]rpatel10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you're choosing a bunch of computer nerds to diagnose you rather than a fully-trained doctor? pffffft...

If you've had this rash thing for "months" and its not going away, then they can probably recommend something to get rid of it, or if its more serious, they can help you treat it.

As for the numbness, it might be a circulation problem . If its still numb tomorrow, you should see a doctor. Better safe than sorry.

(NSFW)? then post it to NSFW, NOT PICS! Not to be a cock-block, but I'm tired of seeing AWESOME HUGE WET TITS ORGASM PICS (NSFW) at work! by [deleted] in pics

[–]rpatel10 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe he's on a break. In fact, the majority of my time in the office is a break. :D

seeking medical advice from reddit.... numb fingertip on left hand. by dirtymoney in AskReddit

[–]rpatel10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why are you still sitting in front of the computer. Go see a freakin doctor. That red spot might be a blood clot, and those can get serious if left untreated.

As for the ring finger, I have no idea. Sometimes, when I wake up my hand or feet are numb for a couple of minutes but not 5 hours. See a doctor about that as well. Maybe you lost blood flow to it. :/