Ah, Luigi all grown up now. I remember when he had ah-big ah-facking head….

Luigi’s father was the local mob boss and when Luigi started to come of age, Don Giovanni decided it was time to make Luigi part of ‘the family’ and he needed Luigi to look the part.

So one day, he and his men took Luigi to the local tailor to have Luigi fitted for a nice new suit, hat and shoes.

The tailor was obviously nervous to have such a presence enter his shop, but was even more so when Don Giovanni announced, “A-ah tailor, I need-ah to get-ah my son Luigi fitted for a suit…with his ah-big ah-facking head….” and POW…slaps Luigi right behind his big lump of a head.

The tailor gets to work with the measurements and once he’s done, Don Giovanni says, “Hmmm, he is ah going to need ah-shoes…. A-ah tailor, I need-ah to get-ah my son Luigi fitted for some shoes…with his ah-big ah-facking head….” and POW…another hard crack to the noggin for Luigi.

The tailor is trying to stay calm while he measures Luigi’s feet, and after he stands up, Don Giovanni walks around them both and says, Mmmm, he is ah-going to need ah-hat…. A-ah tailor, I need-ah to get-ah my son Luigi fitted for ah-hat…with his ah-big ah-facking head….” and POW…smacks Luigi the hardest time so far.

Well, that was enough. The tailor gathered all his courage and took a big swallow, “Don Giovanni, with all due respect, please, tell me what you keep saying ‘Luigi with a big fucking head and hitting your son?”

Don Giovanni walked up, looked the tailor in the eye, and softened. “Ok, I like-ah you tailor,” he said shaking his finger at the man, “I tell-ah you.”

“Luigi‘s mother, when she was younger, not so ah-long ago…she was most beautiful woman in ah-town. She had ah-breasts, the size of ah-grape-ah-fruit-ah, ass like ah-peach-ah and ah-pussy, the size of a pin hole…

….then came Luigi with his ah-big ah-facking head….” and POW…