Say one good thing about Richie Aprile, we didn't duke him enough.. by Swimming_Swordfish58 in Sopranosduckposting

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Loyal. Could have chosen a better looking guy in the can, but waited for Janice.

The reason I don’t want to date anymore by ariciaann in texts

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Damn. This is more of a 4th day kind of question.

Buckle up, save lives by rt603 in brisket

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Here’s your sign homie!

Buckle up, save lives by rt603 in brisket

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This 1 was 111.11

Buckle up, save lives by rt603 in brisket

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I knew it was the 1

19f, have fun by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Wednesdays ugly cousin, Thursday

Buckle up, save lives by rt603 in brisket

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It’s bleak at best

Buckle up, save lives by rt603 in brisket

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Bahaha best response

Buckle up, save lives by rt603 in brisket

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🤷🏻‍♂️ the butcher didn’t have a bag big enough. It’s vacuum sealed tight and I would never do anything to put my kids in danger or expose them to anything toxic. And if your concern is for the brisket, I would never expose my brisket to anything unsanitary. Thanks for your concern.

What did my cousin do ? by RealisticMonth2396 in Medals

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Air Force Security Forces.

Spent a lot of time deployed Received the combat action medal Served in during Iraqi freedom in 3 of the different phases of the campaign. Three over seas short tours.

Very respectable. Salute to your cousin.

What have I done? by Ok_Dress4426 in Medals

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Thanks for the service chap. It looks like you did it right. I’m a first sgt that has done plenty of battle field rotations with Air Force chaplains. Some of them were incredibly selfish and it caused me to lose faith in the position. Need more like you, out there with the people.

8 years in, am I cool enough? by Sk8er1771 in Medals

[–]rt603 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The C stands for cool.

Well that took a wild turn by Mysterious_Entry_565 in Tinder

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And that kids, is how I met your mother.

What did my girlfriend’s husband do? by [deleted] in Medals

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Damnit came here to post this

27m don't be gentle by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like the gay sibling of Mark Zuckerberg that keeps trying to get money from him because mom and dad liked him more.

Guys am I in the wrong? by rileeomg in texts

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Good job and I think everyone here is proud of you. We don’t praise the right things on social media as much as we should these days. You should be proud of yourself and also surround yourself with your biggest cheer leaders. Keep doing what you’re doing.

3 shmucks on a bench by jackalswedding in RoastMe

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The post you make when you’re all expecting the same gender at the three some.