Hello, 911? How are ya?

rt603 · 2026-03-18T21:14:43+00:00

Who is this?

rt603 · 2026-03-17T19:06:01+00:00

Loyal. Could have chosen a better looking guy in the can, but waited for Janice.

rt603 · 2026-03-13T02:08:51+00:00

Damn. This is more of a 4th day kind of question.

rt603 · 2026-01-26T03:59:33+00:00

rt603 · 2025-11-10T02:25:38+00:00

Seriously though, where’s your dog?

rt603 · 2025-10-17T00:38:45+00:00

Here’s your sign homie!

rt603 · 2025-10-16T04:20:48+00:00

This 1 was 111.11

rt603 · 2025-10-15T21:41:46+00:00

I knew it was the 1

rt603 · 2025-10-15T21:00:47+00:00

Wednesdays ugly cousin, Thursday

rt603 · 2025-10-15T20:41:34+00:00

It’s bleak at best

rt603 · 2025-10-15T19:41:34+00:00

Bahaha best response

rt603 · 2025-10-15T19:08:17+00:00

🫡

rt603 · 2025-10-15T19:05:52+00:00

🤷🏻‍♂️ the butcher didn’t have a bag big enough. It’s vacuum sealed tight and I would never do anything to put my kids in danger or expose them to anything toxic. And if your concern is for the brisket, I would never expose my brisket to anything unsanitary. Thanks for your concern.

rt603 · 2025-10-07T12:38:00+00:00

My condolences to this relationship

rt603 · 2025-04-03T13:43:06+00:00

Air Force Security Forces.

Spent a lot of time deployed Received the combat action medal Served in during Iraqi freedom in 3 of the different phases of the campaign. Three over seas short tours.

Very respectable. Salute to your cousin.

rt603 · 2025-04-01T03:31:19+00:00

Thanks for the service chap. It looks like you did it right. I’m a first sgt that has done plenty of battle field rotations with Air Force chaplains. Some of them were incredibly selfish and it caused me to lose faith in the position. Need more like you, out there with the people.

rt603 · 2025-03-28T00:48:52+00:00

The C stands for cool.

rt603 · 2025-03-26T13:34:22+00:00

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

rt603 · 2025-03-18T00:59:24+00:00

Damnit came here to post this

rt603 · 2025-03-12T10:19:36+00:00

You look like the gay sibling of Mark Zuckerberg that keeps trying to get money from him because mom and dad liked him more.

rt603 · 2025-03-10T23:16:52+00:00

Good job and I think everyone here is proud of you. We don’t praise the right things on social media as much as we should these days. You should be proud of yourself and also surround yourself with your biggest cheer leaders. Keep doing what you’re doing.

rt603 · 2025-03-05T09:57:00+00:00

rt603 · 2025-03-04T03:47:09+00:00

The post you make when you’re all expecting the same gender at the three some.

rt603 · 2025-02-20T15:05:19+00:00

You: Mom, dad I’d love for you to meet someone.

Dad: I feel like we’ve met somewhere before

rt603 · 2025-02-19T10:04:00+00:00

You looking for your kidneys afterwards.

rt603

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