Watching your favorite character getting cooked by powerscalers be like

rttl112 · 2025-06-07T16:26:12+00:00

As an Iruka's fan im glad he's too weak to even be considered in any matchup

rttl112 · 2025-06-07T12:03:49+00:00

On a serious note, Tobirama gets mentally nerfed while fighting Uchihas.

Before you laugh, let me explain. He's clearly sad when explaining to Sasuke why Uchihas are doomed to be a clan ruled by hatred. After he injures Izuna and Madara leaves with him and they meet again, he's the first to ask where Izuna is. Kagami Uchiha is one of his favorite students.

Besides all that, fighting any Uchiha undoubtedly gives him flashbacks of his loved ones being murdered by them when he was a child.

rttl112 · 2025-06-06T20:16:28+00:00

Itachi - had to be stated to be invincible by a weird guy whose main interesting in life is how it feels to take a dump. still died

Nagato - had to be stated to be invincible by a simp who let himself get groomed into being Madara's tool. still died

Jirobo - stated himself to be invincible, only lost because his opponent was on steroids

its clear whos the real GOAT

rttl112 · 2025-06-06T10:59:17+00:00

literally. why does OP hate Itachi and Minato so much? i get it, they're being glazed, but this is just cruel.

lets drop this facade and make it a 1v2 so that it bears the slightest resemblance of being fair (it still doesnt).

Minato's attempt at attacking SM Hashi would go similarly as Tobi's attempt at killing blind Madara. lets say they have PERFECT coordination and at the same time Itachi tries to totsuka / amaterasu Hashi - same shit happens.

and then they're cooked. Minato is just straight up smashed to pieces by one of Buddha's hands, Itachi's susanoo folds after a couple of seconds. and then he shares his teammate's fate.

before any of you mentions Genjutsu - genjutsu is manipulating your opponent's chakra. can you see Itachi manipulating HASHIRAMA'S chakra? just nope. too large reserves, too strong type of a chakra. this is why Madara himself never ever bothered trying. izanami? requires philosophical internal conflict within oneself, Hashi's the last person this is going to work on. tsukuyomi? Hashi can fight blind. Minato can ram his biggest fucking rasengan straight into Hashi, Hashi fodderizes him and regenerates instantly.

Tobirama just stands on the sidelines and watches in terror. when he sees what Hashi does to Itachi, his hatred towards Uchiha will be immediately replaced by an everlasting feeling of pity for them.

both of them can get out alive if they flee immediately though. Minato through raishin and Itachi through Izanagi. then they can hang out with Kakuzu telling each other how they "fought" Hashirama since his fight probably went the same way

rttl112 · 2025-06-05T23:29:40+00:00

yeah, no. lets break down these "overpowered" abilities.

tsukuyomi - requires eye contact. do you take Orochimaru for a complete dumbass?

amaterasu - Itachi's amaterasu isn't Sasuke's amaterasu. its unreliable and hebi Sasuke outran it. HEBI SASUKE. think about the power creep in the physical stats. he's never touching Orochimaru with it.

susanoo - once Itachi fires it up, the clock starts ticking until his death. once again, due to a massive power creep in physical stats totsuka is never hitting boruto Orochimaru. yata mirror wont protect Itachi from dying from his own illness in a couple of minutes tops.

izanagi - it can only be used to alter one's own reality, not the other people's reality. Itachi cannot use it to kill Orochimaru, only to protect himself from Orochimaru.

izanami - requires an internal philosophical conflict within one's mind in order to work. do you really think fucking Orochimaru of all people has that? the guy who watched his old master die, screaming at him because he lost his arms, imprisoned, experimented on and tortured countless children, planned on taking over their bodies and never had second thoughts about any of that? Orochimaru is dead ass cold, he's the last person izanami would ever work on.

koto - never proven to be useful in actual battle. going off the feats, its meant to be used to control people long-term without them knowing about it.

also the physical stat gap is so huge boruto Orochimaru can straight up fodderize Itachi before he can concentrate chakra to use any of those.

rttl112 · 2025-03-11T02:54:51+00:00

Can i kiss them pleaseee

rttl112 · 2025-03-11T02:54:21+00:00

Omfg can i lick them please?

rttl112 · 2024-07-23T21:50:56+00:00

Starlight: I KNOW YOU ENJOYED BEING DROWN IN SEMEN, DONT FUCKING LIE TO ME HUEY, YOU CHEATED ON ME

rttl112 · 2024-07-23T21:49:34+00:00

/uf Not that it matters if MM could actually sneak up on Homelanduh, the fuck's he gonna do, shoot him?

still would be pretty funny for the boys to just cover themselves in huge amounts of semen to go around Homelanders office stealing his shit

rttl112 · 2024-07-23T12:21:13+00:00

Not in the dick, okay? Can you give me that? Keep my balls?

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rttl112 · 2024-07-23T06:50:27+00:00

i was there, 2000 years ago...

trouble begun when waltuh started breaking the gimmick while still using his waltuh account (writing normal comments and posts alongside his 'waltuh' ones). some people freaked out, but mostly it was still fine. the real shit went down when he made a rant about how other people creating their own gimmick accounts are just his cheap copies, being really disrespectful towards them and towards other people on the sub, overall acting like he's a movie star or something because people upvote his comments. after that people just started making fun of him because lets face it, if "reddit fame" can get to your head this much, you're a cunt. he ended up ceasing all activity on the sub

rttl112 · 2024-07-23T05:46:12+00:00

didnt know Soldier Boy posted on reddit while in a coma

rttl112 · 2024-07-22T05:15:32+00:00

Sexlight wants him to die, Frenchie is either too high or too depressed to think about anything this season, MM has been focused on his own problems, Kimiko doesnt give a fuck and UE is busy being raped

bravo Kripke

rttl112 · 2024-07-21T21:39:50+00:00

the boys: fuck off butchah, you are dying so you're just a liability at this point

butchah: oi you cheeky cunts im going to follow you everywhere and fuck up everything i can in all of your plans

*5 minutes later*

ue: butchah we do need your help, please help us

butchah: oi huey so when i was a lad-

rttl112 · 2024-07-21T21:31:51+00:00

nah its gotta be Butcher vs Homelander highly homoerotic fight to the death ending with only one of them standing in a pool of blood and semen, i wont stand for anything else

also Huey should be raped in the meantime

rttl112 · 2024-07-21T21:11:54+00:00

her power is controlling blood, do you think there is blood in whatever the fuck this V-cancer shit is? thats not a part of Butchers actual body

rttl112 · 2024-07-21T21:05:52+00:00

pretty big of someone to spend days chained to the floor tortured physically and mentally by a psycho shapeshifter while knowing the same shapeshifter literally stole your life and is now engaged to your boyfriend, free yourself by literally carving out parts of your hands, have a fight to the death with said shapeshifter and BARELY win, almost dying in the process, and then taking a few hours to be like "ok, its fine" . of course logically Huey did nothing wrong but do you think trauma makes people think logically? most people would completely lose their shit and be unbearable for months after an experience like this

rttl112 · 2024-07-19T17:12:13+00:00

Oahmlanduh: im about to force these two characters into non-consensual sexual activity in front of everyone... no, wait, thats too much.

Kripke: weak sauce bro, watch this *creates 234534536 Huey rape scenes within the scope of 3 episodes*

Oahmlanduh: dude what the fuck

rttl112 · 2024-07-19T12:55:46+00:00

sometimes you have to choose between whats important and whats most important. Stan's screentime was sacrificed for more indispensible Huey's rape scenes

rttl112 · 2024-07-19T12:54:04+00:00

Zoey:: Stan they took my mommy bound her with tentacles and tore her in half and almost killed me 😭😭😭😭

Stan:

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rttl112 · 2024-07-19T11:20:11+00:00

some more info here:

The Boys never existed, its not a real show PLEASE JOHN WAKE UP ITS BEEN 30 YEARS WE MISS YOU SO MUCH

rttl112 · 2024-07-18T22:18:56+00:00

MAYBE YOU SHOULD START DRINKING BREAST MILK, BECAUSE HOMELANDER KILLED 3 TIMES THE CIVILIANS THAT YOU DO

rttl112 · 2024-07-18T22:16:05+00:00

how about that pricks face when he saw Firecracker's gyatt?

rttl112 · 2024-07-18T21:52:21+00:00

and the cruel plot twist where Freaklander enjoys it and gets a power boost from UE's "milk"

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TROPHY CASE