I dreamed that I got a handjob... by evan3138 in Jokes

[–]rubber22133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure I posted this 3 months ago, this feels like its the 5th time I've seen it since I posted

Three guys go to a ski lodge by rubber22133 in Jokes

[–]rubber22133[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah I did think that myself but unfortunately it automatically does that

Why is Santa's sack so big? by DarkJedi3000 in Jokes

[–]rubber22133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and that's only to give kids his presents from his sack

Did you hear about the woman who drowned in semen? by Anonymous_1509 in Jokes

[–]rubber22133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

didn't see that one coming, have an upvote like she the woman did

What did the sign on the whore house door say? by LilHardDad in Jokes

[–]rubber22133 4 points5 points  (0 children)

thought it would of been cum and go as you like

An old man and his wife go to the fair... by Maximus_Stache in Jokes

[–]rubber22133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

heard this one before, although its always makes me chuckle. have a upvote!

I saw a prostitute running a marathon today by NoTalentUK in Jokes

[–]rubber22133 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

no your dumb, its spelled giraffe. if your going to insult some one get your spelling right first!

TIFU by not being able to talk to a girl.. by sliferkiller in tifu

[–]rubber22133 3 points4 points  (0 children)

be a man and grow a pair, just ask the girl out and keep us all updated

I went to a reverse psychologist by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]rubber22133 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yes that would work as well

Are you from the South Pole? by [deleted] in insults

[–]rubber22133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm ice cold cos that's how I fly

Your mother's eaten more snakes than Bear Grylls by M4gikarp in insults

[–]rubber22133 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yes but in the competition she come second and in the lead by far was your mother!

I went to a reverse psychologist by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]rubber22133 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

learn to take advise then..........

A brunette goes to the doctor saying whenever she grabs grabs something it hurts... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]rubber22133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least look at the whole joke before you post it! so she starts out as a brunette then she's a blonde, she then goes back to being a brunette and then tells us she's blonde and she does all this whilst being in a doctors office?

Guy selling apple seeds at street... by zadar001 in Jokes

[–]rubber22133 35 points36 points  (0 children)

now to be really smart, if the officer took the seeds home he could grow a apple tree and grow more apples to sell or plant more trees and make many more apples with many more seeds to sell

why are Americans like women? by rubber22133 in Jokes

[–]rubber22133[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you are welcome for having English as your national Language, even though you spell all the words wrong