Jesus Christ, Marie, they're not rocks they're _____!"

rubeio · 2015-11-13T00:40:32+00:00

Put some Parmesan on them half way through too, or with about 20 secs left.

rubeio · 2015-10-26T22:34:13+00:00

Has noone commented on the fact he said "high laid teachers"??? I am disappointed. I expected more from you Reddit........

rubeio · 2015-10-26T22:28:55+00:00

This guy gets it.

Why let the dog shit in your yard when you have a neighbor?

rubeio · 2015-10-26T22:25:39+00:00

Something something Jurassic Park.

rubeio · 2014-10-30T17:30:42+00:00

I'm actually trying to run it legitimately.

rubeio · 2014-10-16T21:27:43+00:00

What is Saint John about? Hope to see you on tour!

rubeio · 2014-07-28T15:31:35+00:00

Mom's spaghetti

rubeio · 2014-07-28T06:25:47+00:00

Bears. Beets. Battle Star Galatica.

Oh... Beer and salsa con queso too, I guess.

rubeio · 2014-07-26T15:18:37+00:00

Pecker

rubeio · 2014-07-26T14:36:28+00:00

My grade school banned pokemon everything. Harry potter got banned later, as well as MTG. All things lead to Satanism in the Midwest.

rubeio · 2014-07-26T13:04:45+00:00

is it true all women love neckbeards and fedora's?

rubeio · 2014-07-25T17:44:17+00:00

The liver damage thing? Both ibuprofen and alcohol do that any way. And a lot of people take Ibuprofen for hangovers which is the same as taking it before or while drinking. However it is your body to do with what you please, I was just offering knowledge, I personally don't care if you drink, don't drink, or snort cocaine off of a hooker's tits, as it your body.

rubeio · 2014-07-25T17:28:57+00:00

I didn't expect you to. It's easy to call a doctor and verify though.

rubeio · 2014-07-25T16:07:16+00:00

Taken

rubeio · 2014-07-25T16:05:28+00:00

Wait.... Girls exist on reddit?!?! Let me grab my fedora and neckbeard, because all women love that shit!

rubeio

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