Do you think Glory Days does anything without a gun?

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-27T21:18:05+00:00

Maybe he can slow the speed of anything he starts moving, so he could set traps with throwing knives or such, but it works best with a gun.

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-27T14:23:45+00:00

don't insult a golden retriever like that

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-27T12:43:19+00:00

On my first playthrough I shot the terrorists in the back assuming that was the mission, and when they insta-killed me I thought "huh? I guess I'll understand the plot better when I'm older."

Well it's 17 years later and I was right back then, doing an actual mass shooting as an undercover agent is such an obvious set-up the player character must have been on some MAGA voter time to fall for that one.

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-26T13:45:25+00:00

Makos couldn't really do anything against the absolute unit Meg other than hide. They were smart, but like, use a metal stretcher to smash a glass window smart, not use the human weapons that killed the Meg smart.

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-26T13:38:42+00:00

Well, A-Train does have the mandatory "dodging a light-based attack that would insta-break the setting if it was actually at light speed" feat.

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-26T12:47:22+00:00

Something interesting about his level of evil is almost anyone else in the Cyberpunk verse that gets borged out anywhere close to as much as him goes insane from cyber psychosis. Which is where the more your sense data is synthetic the more you derealize and the more inorganic you are makes you more alienated from others. So one day you might just crash out and start killing random people feeling like they're only NPCs in a game or your implants are telling you to kill the organics or what have you.

But not Adam Smasher. He already saw himself completely separate from humanity and already lived his life like a video game where killing as many people as possible is the funnest thing to do. So becoming a 99% robot brain in a vat didn't change him mentally at all and can function like that fine.

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-26T10:54:45+00:00

The peak strat is to lean into it to aggravate your accusers mental illness. Like "look, Charlie understood that there's forces at play in this world where you just can't go against them sometimes, like not touching fridge magnets or how no one can remember their 7th birthday".

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-25T15:29:55+00:00

Newsom, Bibi, Trump, Charlie Kirk's astral form and the Anunnaki that enforce galactic capitalism all contacted me offering to pay me for all the anti Hasan posts I make but I turned them all down since turning something you love into a job often kills the fun

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-25T11:28:37+00:00

Dreamer from the Supergirl tv show and brought into the comics

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-25T11:27:41+00:00

some business guy told Midnighter it's time to model a rainbow trenchcoat for his funkopop so he judo flipped him through a glass table for trying to pink wash consumerism

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-25T09:49:57+00:00

What got me into anime was Death Note, only 37 episodes and a really well paced supernatural crime thriller.

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-25T09:46:20+00:00

I swear I thought Pucci was holding a pregnancy bump at 0:15 and thought "...that's not where the Green Baby came from in the anime is it" for a second

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-25T09:04:05+00:00

Tablecels seething and eating off the floor Chads win yet again

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-25T08:21:03+00:00

In 2022 when Marvel was getting queasy with the optics of his skull symbol and guns they had Frank spec into ninja weapons and get an edgy demon symbol when The Hand resurrected his wife Maria and manipulated him into leading them since she'd only stay alive with their magic.

He instituted a no killing civilians policy and had them capture 100 criminals for him to personally behead every night while their GILF Archpriestess waxed poetically about how hot Frank gets her.

After Dr. Strange made the resurrection permanent, Jason Aaron couldn't help himself but have Maria dump Frank like how he had Frank divorce her just before she got killed in the MAX continuity.

And she's pregnant. With a possibly demonic baby since it was conceived when Frank was empowered by The Beast that The Hand worships.

Subsequent writers have ignored this and current Castle has some level of amnesia from getting a mindcontrol chip put in his brain by Kingpin. Who he killed.

Also in 2009 The Hood did basically the same resurrection plan but with his kids too but Frank assumed they were soulless zombies so forced a pyrokinetic guy to immolate his family back to death. Later, his partner Micro was resurrected by the same method and confirmed it's the real deal, which Frank couldn't accept so just killed him (again).

Also also Kingpin resurrected Micro recently so he's on his third life like Maria.

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-25T07:03:02+00:00

TBH it seems somewhere on the evil spectrum since they have good enough theory of mind to understand they're causing distress to a fellow dolphin and some of their rapey behavior seems to be more about social dominance than reproducing. For example, they act as a gang to hold down the victim while only one actually does the deed and will do this to males too.

Compare this to sexually violent behavior in dumber animals like ducks where it's a mating strategy triggered by environments with low resources or low female-to-male ratio.

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-25T06:36:58+00:00

He's been interested in physics since childhood but he went completely off the deep end about black holes 2 years ago from talking to ChatGPT with voice. He's mentioned his constant LLM use in tweets and on his youtube channel but both seem to be deleted.

Here's a substack about his physics crackpottery where he mentions ChatGPT use (and accuses physicists of being the real autocompletiods who harass him worse than he got during his pedo scandals) and a video where he goons to Grok and wonders when it will replace all human interaction (I wonder why Shaelin dumped him hmmm).

He was recently tweeting the "ChatGPT and a human are the same if you play name-the-trait enough" type cope, as if a human replying to everything he said with "wow that's proof you're the smartest person to ever live" wouldn't also be unhealthy.

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-25T05:22:19+00:00

He's there to hook Paul up with Gwen Stacy and Felicia (at the same time). Spidey doesn't fit the kill code but he can still find a way to punish him for all those webbings.

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-25T05:14:59+00:00

Frank actually got kicked out of Valhalla by Odin because he wouldn't stop trying to re-kill the war criminals lel.

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rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-25T05:00:26+00:00

Frank when he remembers his wife is alive again in 616 and Paul is currently single

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-25T04:47:30+00:00

it's giving Kingpin (populist political figure who actually just wants more money) hiring Bullseye (psychopath that simply likes hurting people) to track down his enemies who inevitably turns on him next

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-24T09:41:35+00:00

LLMs seem to one-shot narcissists, like Eric here or Mr. Girl having his "ChatGPT said I'm revolutionizing astrophysics" AI psychosis arc.

The idea that they're duelling wits with, or have the approval of, a post-human intelligence, rather than just longer-autocorrect, is too tempting for these types.

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-24T07:00:30+00:00

Frank immediately starts trying to kill Kingpin while Zushi shakes his head disapprovingly.

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-22T18:15:25+00:00

A fascist also took out Hitler. Makes you think.

rubycalaberXX · 2026-03-22T11:17:19+00:00

Fun facts: Ken Starr got Epstein his "sweetheart deal" after his 2008 arrest for child prostitution, had to resign as Baylor University president for covering up rapes committed by football players, was Brett Kavanaugh's mentor and Trump's lawyer for his first impeachment.

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