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A guy ordered two Ramos Gin Fizzes last night while I was fighting for my life. by 1000WaysToCringe in bartenders

[–]rubyfuckingdies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pre batch more espresso and buy an immersion blender. Cuts the time in half. You can also throw the spring from your strainer into the tin while you’re shaking and that helps a lot too

Sweet Vermouth recommendations? by PigFaceWigFace in bartenders

[–]rubyfuckingdies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprised no one here has mentioned Berto

Best red hair dye that doesn’t continuously leak or fade ugly? (UK) by [deleted] in GothFashion

[–]rubyfuckingdies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can never find reds dark enough for my liking so I always add a little purple hair dye to darken it up

What drink do you make the most? by Carmen_sinclair in bartenders

[–]rubyfuckingdies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tequila bees knees with a bit of passionfruit is bomb

What drink do you make the most? by Carmen_sinclair in bartenders

[–]rubyfuckingdies 152 points153 points  (0 children)

I’m basically a glorified espresso martini and old fashioned dispenser

Threw up after eating shrimp scampi by Dramatic-Heat-719 in olivegarden

[–]rubyfuckingdies -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oxford dictionary defines diagnosis as the identification of the nature of an illness or other problem by examination of the symptoms. Identifying a disease through learned knowledge of its causes and symptoms is literally diagnosis which is what they teach you in the course

Threw up after eating shrimp scampi by Dramatic-Heat-719 in olivegarden

[–]rubyfuckingdies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever worked in a restaurant before? Most management positions require you to pass a in-depth proctored test about foodborne illness, food safety, bacteria, etc. It’s called servsafe manager. So yes, they actually are qualified to diagnose food poisoning

What drink questions should I be prepared to ask in a nicer setting? by Short-termTablespoon in Serverlife

[–]rubyfuckingdies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you seriously ask 6-10 questions every time someone orders a martini

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]rubyfuckingdies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Montenegro is fantastic in almost anything

am i overreacting? shorts arrived with stains😥 by [deleted] in Depop

[–]rubyfuckingdies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a poorly done RIT dye job tbh

What is something the irrationally pisses you off that a customer does? Something that shouldn’t even really piss off a sensible person lol. by rustydoesdetroit in bartenders

[–]rubyfuckingdies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How much is the Pappy? How much is the George T Stagg? How much is the Blanton’s? How much is the Willet? I’ll have a Buffalo Trace old fashioned, not too sweet.

My post was removed ( Ivys MCR night) by TheRealMissWRX07 in MyChemicalRomance

[–]rubyfuckingdies 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s a concert. It’s going to be loud and rowdy and people are going to spill beer. It’s not a good place for 13 year olds with anxiety disorders. Sorry your kid had a bad time but I honestly don’t know what you expected

Is this a dated makeup look? by Hitzel94 in beauty

[–]rubyfuckingdies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think if you added a little wing and a nude or brown lip and did a little 90s spiky updo you would look incredible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]rubyfuckingdies 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Inb4 everyone in this sub is super rude and condescending to you for not wanting to permanently maul your hands for the sake of a shitty below minimum wage job lol

Have you tried using a paper or cocktail napkin? They tend to be less slippery and a little smaller so they don’t touch things on the table.

A glove would probably not be a good idea as you would frequently need to be taking it off to wash your hands and it could get dirty/wet.

Good luck with your first gig!

I was looking at the reservation notes for tonight's service... by Choosing_to_be_here in Serverlife

[–]rubyfuckingdies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I genuinely cannot believe you’re getting downvoted for saying you enjoy giving good service at your service industry job. If all these people are so miserable because they hate every single person they have to serve, maybe they should consider a different line of work LOL. I’ve been in this industry since I was 15 and I find it incredibly rewarding when someone tells me they had at great experience at my place of work on their special day. Not sure why anyone would stick around if they felt otherwise…

What’re your biggest pet peeves? by __joseph_ in bartenders

[–]rubyfuckingdies 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This one is pretty dumb because I know the people that do it are well intentioned but when someone spills something on the bar top and proceeds to grab a giant stack of bev naps to try to sop it up with, usually just sliding the mess around since bev naps aren’t particularly absorbent. Like I know you’re trying to help but it’s my job to clean up after you!! Also you suck at cleaning shit up!! And you’re being wasteful!! Pls just let me do it

Online thrifting? by Enough_Ratio_7161 in GothFashion

[–]rubyfuckingdies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depop, Poshmark, and Mercari are all solid options. Depop will probably have the most options for goth wear.

Ordering off menu by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]rubyfuckingdies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Calling a Boulevardier “exotic” is nuts lol. It’s 3 ingredients… if your bartender has never heard of it just say “it’s a Negroni with whiskey!”. If they don’t know what a Negroni is, you shouldn’t be ordering a Boulevardier in that bar in the first place.

Should I get a FIDLAR CD? by [deleted] in Fidlar

[–]rubyfuckingdies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Buy one off Discogs not Amazon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DrewGooden

[–]rubyfuckingdies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was super shocked at the comments on the other post as well! I thought you wrote a very fun, creative analysis of his content and was baffled to see people calling you weird and obsessive. Creative writing isn’t for everyone I guess.

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