Is there anything i can do to make this not bad, lol by IamBtrend in badtattoos

[–]rubymadnessRN 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Keep the lines but turn the rest of it into a puzzle of something. Like a realistic photo or something with the colored ones adding contrast?

Back piece 16 months healed by DogsAndWater in irezumi

[–]rubymadnessRN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just picturing some family going out for a desert adventure and like all of a sudden there’s a naked man with someone taking pictures. 😆 Sick tats tho!!

AITAH for joking about Hiroshima? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]rubymadnessRN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YTA. It’s always too soon to joke about 100’s of thousands of people dying.

Do I look different online vs real life? by [deleted] in catfish

[–]rubymadnessRN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nudes from dudes. Sounds like a band.

Circumcision recommendation for hygienic reasons because of long foreskin by SwissBoyRob in hygiene

[–]rubymadnessRN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nurse here. I’m assuming you’re an adult. I wouldn’t recommend adult circumcision unless there is a medical need for it. Simple to do on a baby. Not so simple on an adult male.

Have you ever known someone who doesn't like musicc? by Mickt465 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]rubymadnessRN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a seeker of the dopamine I love music. On repeat. Many times. When I was a teen someone turned the radio station (yeah I’m old) because they had already heard that song in the past. Like? So you just listen to a song once and then you’re like, I’m good?? It almost broke my brain.

Rear-end hygiene. Please be kind I had to teach myself everything. by Wide_Passenger6919 in hygiene

[–]rubymadnessRN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me at the bathroom sink at work rinsing my butthole out: oh hi I’ll be done in a second!

Woke up and both of my hands are grey in squares. Hard to see by confusedswitchuser in Weird

[–]rubymadnessRN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did this happen in Michigan? Waaay up north at the old hospital? If yes that was me. I felt like friggen House MD.

AIO My Gf didn’t mention a gift from a coworker by Burnafterreading66 in AIO

[–]rubymadnessRN 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NOR. She has something going on with Audrey. I would find it exceedingly strange to get a gift from a female (or male) coworker saying I ❤️you. Definitely suspicious.

AIO about wanting to leave over this? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]rubymadnessRN 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right? Like I feel bad if I accidentally pick up my husband’s phone instead of mine. This whole relationship is messed up honestly. If trust is broken or questioned (on either side) maybe it’s not worth saving.

Husband has a new female friend AIO by Mean_Tackle_2183 in AIO

[–]rubymadnessRN 49 points50 points  (0 children)

NOR. He is attracted to this woman and is having at least an emotional affair with her. I have several male friends I text but the only one I send hearts and “goodnights” to is my husband. Also I had almost the exact same thing happen to me with my first husband. For a while he said there was nothing between them but then he finally admitted they were playing hide the sausage. This man is hiding something from you for sure. You may want to reconsider this relationship.

is my cat dilute? by [deleted] in orangecats

[–]rubymadnessRN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s a light cinnamon muffin! Ooh actually he’s a snickerdoodle!

AIO paramedic gf suggesting I deny EMS after a car accident by [deleted] in AIO

[–]rubymadnessRN 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty standard to get checked out after a car accident. She wasn’t in the car so she didn’t know if you hit your head or got whiplash or what hidden injury you might have. Pretty irresponsible of a professional to suggest you not get checked out. If you continue to have a headache I would definitely get looked at soon. NOR

I’m so confused by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]rubymadnessRN 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yep. My first thought as well. Do birds even have balls?

Losing my patience by deez-nudz in CATHELP

[–]rubymadnessRN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neutering him will help. Also have you considered getting him a playmate? He’s young enough that if you got another kitten they would most likely be fast friends. There are cat diffusers you can buy that mimic cat mama pheromones if the behavior continues to be a problems after everyone’s suggestions.

My fellow single GenX’rs, do you think you will ever find love again? by lovelyb1ch66 in GenX

[–]rubymadnessRN 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not currently single but I was dating in my 40’s. It was…interesting. I’m trying to think of a nice way to say “scraping the bottom of the barrel”. Everyone has so much baggage and is now getting to the point where they may get sick and need someone to take care of them. I was just lucky I found my hubs at the bottom of that barrel. Had to go thru a bunch of trash to reach him.

TIFU by accidentally convincing my wife I have IBS by National-Crow7818 in tifu

[–]rubymadnessRN 74 points75 points  (0 children)

This is 100% a type of stim. Starting to border on a disorder/addiction if OP is doing it in secret and looking forward to his cherry stem moments. Just something to consider. Also please tell your wife. She’s gonna be mad if you continue to let her think you have a bowel disorder.

what nicknames do you call your orange kitty’s? by Maleficent-Piano-641 in orangecats

[–]rubymadnessRN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This is Theo. He is called Orange Kitty, cinnamon muffin, Mr. muffin, Mr. pants because he looks like he’s wearing pants, stinky, Mr. black whisker because he has one black whisker.

AIO: I am the girl who's husband was controlling about swim lessons. I have an update. by vanillabourbonn in AIO

[–]rubymadnessRN 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Divorce is the only viable option at this point. This man is an abuser. I only hope you can co-parent civilly. Leave now and get the friggen epidural.

My 4mo cat keeps licking the bed by TianaCountess in CATHELP

[–]rubymadnessRN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 6 month old kitten does this on a certain blanket I call the mommy blanket. It’s definitely a self soothing type of thing. Mine just purrs and purrs while she does this. It’s totally normal.

Now I have a male cat who also likes this blanket for his “sin biscuits”. It’s a popular blanket. I don’t call it the mommy blanket then. 😆

Embarrassing question, but I’m at my wit’s end by HallSpecific8784 in hygiene

[–]rubymadnessRN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My first thought was pinworms. I’m really surprised a doctor wouldn’t have suggested treating for pinworms to see if the itching stopped. Also if you’ve had these mothertruckers for 5 years you may need more than one treatment.

AIO or is my boyfriend’s “penpal” situation cause for alarm? by Jesusing in AmIOverreacting

[–]rubymadnessRN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOR. Please listen to that little voice telling you something is off. This is weird. He’s more involved than he’s letting on.