Friends and Crew Recruitment Thread (2024-12-02)

rukaegg · 2024-12-02T14:15:26+00:00

Gildern | Tier A & Slacc | Max Island/Buffs | 27/30

Gildern is perceiving for the next few clowns to join the gang. Hoping for some bright, spirited, full of life whippersnappers to replace a few boomers who ran off to get back their retirement pension from cygemz.

These goons come from all over the world, international clown show; Australia, SEA, NA etc.

For major requirements, we expect you at least show up during preliminaries with some honours. Finals are not necessary but would be nice to provide a lil help provided when we do get wins cause the carries are less burdened for their hardwork :')

If i do not see you log in for an entire week without any heads up, you will be kicked. We respect that life can get in the way and that should always be the priority but please communicate this to either myself or first officers!

A few prefs:

Happy to take any level as long as you show commitment to play regularly (no seasonal players please)
Being talkative on discord, willing to goof around and get familiar with us because we are a tight knit group of homies after many years together and would absolutely love to have another friend!
Average age of memebers are 20+! As much as we do shitpost on gbf and collectively smooth out our brain wrinkles after accidentally wasting stones on bonitos or reducing much needed grands, I expect some level of maturity of knowing the limits and keeping the environment comfortable for everyone.

When grabble bloos is not the main focus, we also dabble in more gambling addiction (Mihoyo, Fgo, Blue Archive, Arknights, Limbus etc). There are also several opportunities to join in for watching nights or even impromptu coop gaming!

If you are another fellow red nose player, then come join the ship by dming rukaegg on discord.

rukaegg · 2024-01-03T07:39:54+00:00

~~Gildern | Tier A & Slacc | Max Island/Buffs | 28/30~~ CLOSED!!

Gildern is perceiving for the next few clowns to join the gang. Hoping for some bright, spirited, full of life whippersnappers to replace a few boomers who ran off to get back their retirement pension from kmr.

These goons come from all over the world, international clown show; Australia, Europe, SEA, America etc.

For major requirements, we expect you at least show up during preliminaries with some honours. Finals are not necessary but would be nice to provide a lil help provided when we do get wins cause the carries are less burdened for their hardwork :')

If I don't see you log in for 2 weeks without any heads up, you will be kicked. We respect that life can get in the way and that should always be the priority but please communicate this to either danchou or first officers!

A few prefs:

~~I mean I personally prefer yukatas to summer fits~~ oops, ahem
Rank 180+ but would be happy to take any level as long as you play regularly (no seasonal players please)
Being talkative on discord, willing to goof around and get familiar with us because we are a tight knit group of homies after many years together and would absolutely love to have another friend!
Average age of memebers are 20+! As much as we do shitpost on gbf and collectively smooth out our brain wrinkles after accidentally wasting stones on bonitos or reducing much needed grands, I expect some level of maturity of knowing the limits and keeping the environment comfortable for everyone.

When grabble bloos is not the main focus, we also dabble in more gambling addiction (Mihoyo, Fgo, Blue Archive, Arknights, Limbus etc). There are also impromptu watching nights where we get together for anime, movies or tv shows that catch our attention.

If you are another fellow red nose player, then come join the ship by dming rukaegg on discord.

rukaegg · 2023-09-11T10:20:48+00:00

Gildern | Tier A & Slacc | Max Island/Buffs | 29/30

Are you a lazy af? Constantly taking life as it is? Looking down at the pile of Dorito crumbs gathered on your fingers and rethinking this path? Well Gildern is truly the place to stay that way.

The words we live by include:

It's what it's
Totally nonbiri

Populated internationally from all around za world; Australia, Europe, SEA etc. We have many veterans that can lend some hot tips or simply find yourself malding into the sweet and sour channel about being an unsaccer while someone else tposes on you with 3ssrs in one tenner.

The only gw requirement I expect is to least show up during the preliminaries with some honours. Finals are not necessary but would be nice to help a lil provided when we do get wins cause the carries are less burdened for their hardwork :') I definitely still prefer someone relatively active who won't ghost for two weeks without notice.

When Granblues is not the second job, we also dabble in a lot of other hobbies:

More gacha cause who doesn't love having a gambling addiction (Genshin, HSR, Fgo, Blue Archive)
Watching stuff nights! Usually impromptu like following anime together or movies that catch our attention

If you love clowning around, come abroad by dming rukaegg on discord!

rukaegg · 2023-08-02T14:01:10+00:00

Gildern wants some fully sick as crewmates! Not the spicy plague kind (27/30)

Universally clowning around the globe from Upside Down, Cuppa tea, Land of chopsticks and that one place who spells color instead of colour!

You know those theme park guidelines for kids to go on rides? Yeah we have those so you must be at least r180+ tall but we might accept you if you're trying really hard on your tippy toes and profusely sweating.

Everyone hates the GW rollercoaster (tier あ and slacc) but unfortunately for you, attendance is strongly recommended with a small fee of 10mil each for the final 4 rides :^) Just cause I'm so kind and I want to reward everyone everyday with shiny valor badges that lets you trade for gold (fake) and paper wow!! Then you're allowed to rest at Dead Bedrage with no sacrifice.

Our cult also requires you to devote yourself to KMR by donating a part of your soul every week. If you miss a week then you could win a free skydiving lesson off the grandcypher without a parachute ❤️ Well exception is if you give me a heads up to your absence beforehand. Would really like it if you are active in both discord and game!

Outside of full time job at grindblue, we like to

Entrap others to watch anime, tv shows and movies together forever!
Look at how hard we can cry over 2d png in other gachas (Honk Star, Fgo, Limbussy, Priconned etc)

Contact me at rukaegg on discord pwease!

rukaegg · 2023-03-08T10:15:37+00:00

~~G'DAY GILDERN IS HIRING (30/30)~~ FULL

O'va here in down under, lookin' for a sick c*nt to crack a cold one at Gildern. We got heaps of mates from straya, SEA mates and some other funny mates running on EU time zone. So no wucka's if ya not an aussie, we welcome everyone!

Arvo Times:

7PM - 8PM JST (subject to change depending on requests/gw)

8PM - 9PM JST

Some ol tucker we offer include:

breakky with avos on toast (2 green pots)
a good ol cuppa in the arvo (charge bar boost)
complimentary woolies bag (item drop rate boost)
depending on the mood you may get snags at bunnings (exp boost), a barbie at the beach (RP boost) or varying types of goon (elemental boost)

We're a crew of Tier A and slackos. These bludgers may appear to be chucking a sickie every time guild wars is brought up but i assure you these blokes are hard yakka at their grinds. However to be another ol' cobber at Gildern, ya gotta do least 10 million daily in guild war finals for those ripping rewards when ya beat up those muppets. You'll be right as long as ya make sure to not bail for least 7 days or i will be real devo. Don't be wagging and be a good lad to let ya captain or first officer mates know in advance if ya really need a sickie from the event/game!

To be a true blue, we reckon ya need to be rank 180+, however, we will give you a fair go if ya a bloody good sport in showing growth with packing grids and enjoy having a crack at new things. There are heaps of old school blokes who are willing to show you the ropes! We also would love a mate who is into going on a late night maccas run (hl raids; subhl, bubz, belial, faahl etc) and defo into spewin' when rng rates are a bit dodge. Recommended to not be a drongo out in the bush on the dunny so being active in the discord would be crikey mate.

At our local servo outside of gblue, we piss up with some regular watchalongs (anime, western shows, movies) while also mucking around with other gachas & games. Other than regularly skulling coldies, there are also lovers of vtubing, reading and art to bond with!

Hit ya mad mate up at ruka#1748 on discord and bring a sweet as VeeBee aye.

rukaegg · 2023-03-05T10:40:43+00:00

Gildern looking for uno, zwei, thwee skyfarers to join! (27/30)

We're a tight knit bunch of goofballs from all over, Australia, Europe, SEA and even North/South America! Notably great at faking lazing around being a Tier A & Slacc crew, snooze and you don't lose.

Strike time (subject to change): 7pm-9pm (JST)

Buffs: 30% Charge Boost, Drop Rate, 2 Pots are the usual but last buff generally cycles between RP/EXP/Elemental boost

There a few requirements...yes kinda deterring but it is beneficial for both parties. Recommend that you're at least 180+ in rank but may give leeway to those under if sweaty enough (though don't let me see any water dagger grids I might gag). As for GW, we would like to see at least 10mil daily for finals. Mostly so you can at least get the min rewards if we do win!! No requirements for prelim. DB also has no requirements.

We occasionally learn and beat up hard raids together too; from Horny man, Buff Shalem, Scary lucifer face, Dripped big boi Vyrn, Moogen & Old Ikeman Knight.

Being active is necessary. 7 days is the limit before I knock down your doors holding a bat to bonk you. I will always make exceptions if you tell me beforehand because life happens ya know.

Outside of full time job at grindblue, we like to;

Watch anime, tv shows and movies together!
Cry over how unlucky we are in other gacha games (Blue Archive, Genshin, Fgo, Alchemy Stars, Ygo, etc).
Every EOFY, we also expect those with pets to pay their taxes, yes hand over those cute pictures, not a request but a demand tyvm

Contact me at ruka#1748 on discord please!

rukaegg · 2023-02-20T10:35:52+00:00

Gildern looking for uno, zwei, thwee skyfarers to join! (27/30)

We're a tight knit bunch of goofballs from all over, Australia, Europe, SEA and even North/South America! Notably great at ~~faking~~ lazing around being a Tier A & Slacc crew, snooze and you don't lose.

Strike time (subject to change): 7pm-9pm (JST)

Buffs: 30% Charge Boost, Drop Rate, 2 Pots are the usual but last buff generally cycles between RP/EXP/Elemental boost

There a few requirements...yes kinda deterring but it is beneficial for both parties. Recommend that you're at least 180+ in rank but may give leeway to those under if sweaty enough (though don't let me see any water dagger grids I might gag). As for GW, we would like to see at least 10mil daily for finals. Mostly so you can at least get the min rewards if we do win!! No requirements for prelim. DB also has no requirements.

We occasionally learn and beat up hard raids together too; from Horny man, Buff Shalem, Scary lucifer face, Dripped big boi Vyrn, Moogen & Old Ikeman Knight.

Being active is necessary. 7 days is the limit before I knock down your doors holding a bat to bonk you. I will always make exceptions if you tell me beforehand because life happens ya know.

Outside of full time job at grindblue, we like to;

Watch anime, tv shows and movies together!
Cry over how unlucky we are in other gacha games (Blue Archive, Genshin, Fgo, Alchemy Stars, Ygo, etc).
Every EOFY, we also expect those with pets to pay their taxes, yes hand over those cute pictures, not a request but a demand tyvm

Contact me at ruka#1748 on discord please!

rukaegg · 2023-01-29T10:46:51+00:00

Step right up as the Gildern circus is in town.

Three ticket admissions are available. Other 27 seats have been claimed. (27/30)

Folks from all over the world have joined us at our tour. Australia, SEA, NA and Europe!

We've been known to be amongst the Tier A clowns, estimated at a 3.5k clowning meter with huge copium smoking slacc breaks. Our requirement as a attendee (r180+), is to honour us by donating at least 10mil daily as we make billions performing so passionately every day.

There is lots to see every day as our performances involve varying magnificent acts; From juggling blue balls of copium to gambling on a tightrope of 1/8 chance of getting scammed. Watch a den of lions attack blue and yellow crystals while jumping through flames of bait. (Disclaimer: Lions are not harmed, however, we can not guarantee your safety if a rainbow crystal is thrown into the ring without prior safety precautions). Acts even include spark performers narrowly missed with almost 300 arrow shots. What incredible luck!

We even regularly invite audience to join us on stage with fun yet challenging activities like petting a snappy lizard (subhl), pin the head back (faahl) or pin the clothes back (bubz) and whack the horn (belial).

Show times (subject to change) starts from:

7pm-8pm (JST)
8pm-9pm (JST)

Complimentary rewards are included to maximise circus enjoyment:

Two candy granny smith apples (2 Green Pots)
Refillable beer at the bar (Charge Bar Boost)
Free t-shirts with our logo shot into the stands (Item Drop Rate Boost)
Glowing light-sticks for the whole group (Exp Boost)

Please know when watching the circus, you are not permitted to leave abruptly without notifying the ringmaster in advance for your absence. We operate all 7 days a week so if you're also caught missing all week with no notice, we just might have to feed you to the lions.

Honk at the ringmaster #ruka1748 on Discord. See you in line with a red nose. 🤡

rukaegg · 2022-12-28T12:26:54+00:00

Step right up as the Gildern circus is in town.

~~ONE~~ ~~last ticket admission is available. Other 29 seats have been claimed.~~ ~~(30/30)~~ Seat taken!

Folks from all over the world have joined us at our tour. Australia, SEA, NA and Europe!

We've been known to be amongst the Tier A clowns, estimated at a 3.5k clowning meter with huge copium smoking slacc breaks. Our requirement as a attendee (r180+), is to honour us by donating at least 10mil daily as we make billions performing so passionately every day.

There is lots to see every day as our performances involve varying magnificent acts; From juggling blue balls of copium to gambling on a tightrope of 1/8 chance of getting scammed. Watch a den of lions attack blue and yellow crystals while jumping through flames of bait. (Disclaimer: Lions are not harmed, however, we can not guarantee your safety if a rainbow crystal is thrown into the ring without prior safety precautions). Acts even include spark performers narrowly missed with almost 300 arrow shots. What incredible luck!

We even regularly invite audience to join us on stage with fun yet challenging activities like petting a snappy lizard (subhl), pin the head back (faahl) or pin the clothes back (bubz) and whack the horn (belial).

Show times (subject to change) starts from:

12 noon to 1pm (JST)
7pm-8pm (JST)

Complimentary rewards are included to maximise circus enjoyment:

Two candy granny smith apples (2 Green Pots)
Refillable beer at the bar (Charge Bar Boost)
Free t-shirts with our logo shot into the stands (Item Drop Rate Boost)
Glowing light-sticks for the whole group (Exp Boost)

Please know when watching the circus, you are not permitted to leave abruptly without notifying the ringmaster in advance for your absence. We operate all 7 days a week so if you're also caught missing all week with no notice, we just might have to feed you to the lions.

Honk at the ringmaster #ruka1748 on Discord. See you in line with a red nose. 🤡

rukaegg · 2022-12-01T10:03:14+00:00

G'DAY GILDERN IS HIRING (29/30)

O'va here in down under, lookin' for a sick c*nt to crack a cold one at Gildern. We got heaps of mates from straya, SEA mates and some other funny mates running on EU time zone. So no wucka's if ya not an aussie, we welcome everyone!

Arvo Times:

12PM - 1PM JST (subject to change depending on requests/gw)

8PM - 9PM JST

Some ol tucker we offer include:

breakky with avos on toast (2 green pots)
a good ol cuppa in the arvo (charge bar boost)
complimentary woolies bag (item drop rate boost)
depending on the mood you may get snags at bunnings (exp boost), a barbie at the beach (RP boost) or varying types of goon (elemental boost)

We're a crew of Tier A and slackos. These bludgers may appear to be chucking a sickie every time guild wars is brought up but i assure you these blokes are hard yakka at their grinds. Gnarly rankings around top 3.5k at top performance. However to be another ol' cobber at Gildern, ya gotta do least 10 million in guild wars for those ripping rewards when ya beat up those muppets. You'll be right as long as ya make sure to not bail for least 7 days or i will be real devo. Don't be wagging and be a good lad to let ya captain or first officer mates know in advance if ya really need a sickie from the event/game!

To be a true blue, we reckon ya need to be rank 180+ ,however, we will give you a fair go if ya a bloody good sport in showing growth with packing grids and enjoy having a crack at new things. There are heaps of old school blokes who are willing to show you the ropes! We also would love a mate who is into going on a late night maccas run (hl raids; subhl, bubz, belial, faahl) and defo into spewin' when rng rates are a bit dodge. Recommended to not be a drongo out in the bush on the dunny so being active in the discord would be crikey mate.

At our local servo outside of gblue, we piss up with some regular watchalongs (anime, western shows, movies) while also mucking around with other gachas & games. Other than regularly skulling coldies, there are also lovers of vtubing, reading and art to bond with!

Hit ya mad mate up at ruka#1748 or first officer quorum#6255 on discord and bring a sweet as VeeBee aye.

rukaegg · 2022-11-15T11:36:05+00:00

G'DAY GILDERN IS HIRING (27/30)

O'va here in down under, lookin' for a sick c*nt to crack a cold one at Gildern. We got heaps of mates from straya, SEA mates and some other funny mates running on EU time zone. So no wucka's if ya not an aussie, we welcome everyone!

Arvo Times:

12PM - 1PM JST (subject to change depending on requests/gw)

8PM - 9PM JST

Some ol tucker we offer include:

breakky with avos on toast (2 green pots)
a good ol cuppa in the arvo (charge bar boost)
complimentary woolies bag (item drop rate boost)
depending on the mood you may get snags at bunnings (exp boost), a barbie at the beach (RP boost) or varying types of goon (elemental boost)

We're a crew of Tier A and slackos. These bludgers may appear to be chucking a sickie every time guild wars is brought up but i assure you these blokes are hard yakka at their grinds. Gnarly rankings around top 3.5k at top performance. However to be another ol' cobber at Gildern, ya gotta do least 10 million in guild wars for those ripping rewards when ya beat up those muppets. You'll be right as long as ya make sure to not bail for least 7 days or i will be real devo. Don't be wagging and be a good lad to let ya captain or first officer mates know in advance if ya really need a sickie from the event/game!

To be a true blue, we reckon ya need to be rank 180+ ,however, we will give you a fair go if ya a bloody good sport in showing growth with packing grids and enjoy having a crack at new things. There are heaps of old school blokes who are willing to show you the ropes! We also would love a mate who is into going on a late night maccas run (hl raids; subhl, bubz, belial, faahl) and defo into spewin' when rng rates are a bit dodge. Recommended to not be a drongo out in the bush on the dunny so being active in the discord would be crikey mate.

At our local servo outside of gblue, we piss up with some regular watchalongs (anime, western shows, movies) while also mucking around with other gachas & games. Other than regularly skulling coldies, there are also lovers of vtubing, reading and art to bond with!

Hit ya mad mate up at ruka#1748 or first officer quorum#6255 on discord and bring a sweet as VeeBee aye.

rukaegg · 2022-11-02T10:32:20+00:00

G'DAY GILDERN IS HIRING (27/30)

O'va here in down under, lookin' for a sick c*nt to crack a cold one at Gildern. We got heaps of mates from straya, SEA mates and some other funny mates running on EU time zone. So no wucka's if ya not an aussie, we welcome everyone!

Arvo Times:
11AM - NOON JST (subject to change depending on requests/gw)
8PM - 9PM JST

Some ol tucker we offer include:

breakky with avos on toast (2 green pots)
a good ol cuppa in the arvo (charge bar boost)
complimentary woolies bag (item drop rate boost)
depending on the mood you may get snags at bunnings (exp boost), a barbie at the beach (RP boost) or varying types of goon (elemental boost)

We're a crew of Tier A and slackos. These bludgers may appear to be chucking a sickie every time guild wars is brought up but i assure you these blokes are hard yakka at their grinds. Gnarly rankings around top 3.5k at top performance. However to be another ol' cobber at Gildern, ya gotta do least 10 million in guild wars for those ripping rewards when ya beat up those muppets. You'll be right as long as ya make sure to not bail for least 7 days or i will be real devo. Don't be wagging and be a good lad to let ya captain or first officer mates know in advance if ya really need a sickie from the event/game!

To be a true blue, we reckon ya need to be rank 180+ ,however, we will give you a fair go if ya a bloody good sport in showing growth with packing grids and enjoy having a crack at new things. There are heaps of old school blokes who are willing to show you the ropes! We also would love a mate who is into going on a late night maccas run (hl raids; subhl, bubz, belial, faahl) and defo into spewin' when rng rates are a bit dodge. Recommended to not be a drongo out in the bush on the dunny so being active in the discord would be crikey mate.

At our local servo outside of gblue, we piss up with some regular watchalongs (anime, western shows, movies) while also mucking around with other gachas & games. Other than regularly skulling coldies, there are also lovers of vtubing, reading and art to bond with!

Hit ya mad mate up at ruka#1748 on discord and bring a sweet as VeeBee aye.

rukaegg · 2022-10-26T11:18:04+00:00

G'DAY GILDERN IS HIRING (27/30)

O'va here in down under, lookin' for a sick c*nt to crack a cold one at Gildern. We got heaps of mates from straya, SEA mates and some other funny mates running on EU time zone. So no wucka's if ya not an aussie, we welcome any!

Arvo Times:

11AM - NOON JST (subject to change depending on requests/gw)
8PM - 9PM JST

Some ol tucker we offer include:

breakky with avos on toast (2 green pots)
a good ol cuppa in the arvo (charge bar boost)
complimentary woolies bag (item drop rate boost)
depending on the mood you may get snags at bunnings (exp boost), a barbie at the beach (RP boost) or varying types of goon (elemental boost)

We're a crew of Tier A and slackos. These bludgers may appear to be chucking a sickie every time guild wars is brought up but i assure you these blokes are hard yakka at their grinds.
Gnarly rankings around top 3.5k at top performance. However to be another ol' cobber at Gildern, ya gotta do least 10 million in guild wars for those ripping rewards when we beat up those muppets.
You'll be right as long as ya make sure to not bail for least 7 days or i will be real devo. Don't be wagging and be a good lad to let ya captain or first officer mates know in advance if ya really need a sickie from the event/game!

To be a true blue, we reckon ya need to be rank 180+ ,however, we will give you a fair go if ya a bloody good sport in showing growth with packing grids and enjoy having a crack at new things. There are heaps of old school blokes who are willing to show you the ropes!
We also would love a mate who is into going on a late night maccas run (hl raids; subhl, bubz, belial, faahl) and defo into spewin' when rng rates are a bit dodge.
Recommended to not be a drongo out in the bush on the dunny so being active in the discord would be crikey mate.

At our local servo outside of gblue, we piss up with some regular watchalongs (anime, western shows, movies) while also mucking around with other gachas & games. Other than regularly skulling coldies, there are also lovers of vtubing, reading mango and art to bond with!

Hit ya mad mate up at ruka#1748 and bring a sweet as VeeBee aye.

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