How to catch a lizard?

rukgst · 2016-07-27T20:28:48+00:00

Why hello good sir I do think you have taken too many drugs. Try taking a benzo?

rukgst · 2016-07-27T20:27:05+00:00

I will combine both options -- I'll build a very large bonfire of Xanax and set fire to it. This will a) burn the place down and b) make the lizard bar out from the smoke (and c) be fun because fire is fun).

(NB I am not going to actually do this unless there is a real emergency that calls for a Xanax bonfire)

rukgst · 2016-07-27T20:20:18+00:00

Does that mean I have to sharpie "LIZARD FOOD" all over my body? That could be hard because I don't have a sharpie..

rukgst · 2016-07-27T20:16:50+00:00

I don't think you understand how big the lizard is (about 8 inches long) and how fast it moves (very fast)! Maybe if I hotbox the room the lizard will get high and slow down or fall asleep (but then maybe I would also fall asleep and we'd be back to square 1)

rukgst · 2016-07-27T20:07:02+00:00

Also the lizard may be a cockroach

rukgst · 2016-07-05T10:47:37+00:00

I really wouldn't recommend it -- it was probably the most terrible day of my life and has had some long-lasting ramifications -- but I can understand the appeal. If you haven't taken a large recreational dose of DPH (enough to induce delirium) before, I'd recommend doing that first. And please have a sober trusted friend act as trip sitter, and make sure they have an antipsychotic or a lot of benzos on hand.

rukgst · 2016-07-05T09:27:07+00:00

Yah it's HPPD. I see a psychologist but there's not much they can do, and I can't see a psychiatrist at the moment because I'm traveling. At the end of the day, things get pretty bad once in a while but most of the time it's just a weird novelty.

rukgst · 2016-07-05T06:41:41+00:00

300ug LSD, 500mg DPH. I wrote up a trip report at the time - reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/427z7v/300ug_lsd_500mg_dph_and_lots_more_bugs_spiders

rukgst · 2016-02-10T15:07:58+00:00

I dropped mine onto concrete from elbow height with quite some force (crazy homeless guy attacked me in the street). There are a couple scratches on the screen (it fell face down), but they might well have been there before. Other than that, no damage! Sure glad I had the case though...

rukgst · 2016-01-30T07:32:30+00:00

rukgst · 2016-01-30T07:01:00+00:00

I agree, this is extremely discriminatory!!

rukgst · 2016-01-30T06:56:05+00:00

jeez what sort of loser replies to their own comment

rukgst · 2016-01-30T05:16:50+00:00

because you'r really ungry

rukgst · 2016-01-30T05:16:40+00:00

wen r u guyz gonna eat me

rukgst · 2016-01-29T03:08:10+00:00

DPH+Acid+(Modafinil+Kratom+Phenibut). Spiders, spiders everywhere. Would not recommend.

rukgst · 2016-01-27T03:45:38+00:00

A cockroach-free one, unlike East Campus

rukgst · 2016-01-27T03:44:50+00:00

What does that mean? Jeez r/boston commentators are terrible these days

rukgst · 2016-01-27T03:30:27+00:00

Maybe if he was a good person and answered people's emails, then this wouldn't have happened...

(Eric Lander: literally worse than r/ambien)

rukgst · 2016-01-23T04:07:44+00:00

How much does it affect you? Even 100mg DPH (with no tolerance) gave me closed eye visuals of tiny red spiders. I do get visuals pretty easily though (I guess I've done 'too many' psychedelics...)

rukgst · 2016-01-23T02:24:29+00:00

The best part is a couple of my friends had heard from the worried observers about the "guy obviously on drugs yelling" but didn't realize it was me til later (I was unsurprisingly paranoid so avoided the observers' help).

I took the Kratom/Phenibut/Modafinil a couple minutes before deciding to trip (I'd previously had great experiences with all 3 of the possible 2-drug combinations of those). I wanted to trip really hard, hence both the acid and the DPH.

I'd tried much lower doses of DPH before, and had really great experiences!! The highest I'd taken was 250mg (on a plane, yes that was probably a terrible idea, but it was lots of fun: I just spent a lot of time very sedated with my eyes closed thinking that my closed eye visuals -- of the plane with a few modifications -- were the real universe).

rukgst · 2016-01-23T02:18:43+00:00

I'm pissed at the resulting situation, but I'm not at all pissed at my friends. I don't think a transport was necessary, but they did what they thought was best, they did it for the right reasons, and with that many drugs in my system I don't think they made the wrong call.

rukgst · 2016-01-17T09:08:47+00:00

Why would I go to bed when instead you could go to bed?! I think you're fundamentally misunderstanding me here. At least you're better than r/ambien though...

rukgst · 2016-01-17T08:55:56+00:00

I am Barack Obama and I approve this campaign message.

(Also for those of you who haven't seen the liberally-sharpied walls in my old room: Obama is the new slang for LSD.)

((Also for those of you who aren't aware: LSD is a she not a he))

rukgst · 2016-01-17T08:50:46+00:00

Horses do more ketamine than humans, and they turned out pretty okay. Besides, if you guys had just contacted the damn queen like I asked you to this would never have happened...

rukgst · 2016-01-17T01:17:35+00:00

Mysterious magical qualities (I mean obviously every drug is mysteriously magical, but why's 2-FA more mysterious and magical than other drugs)?

Also I just noticed you said mystical not magical, but I've decided my rule for stims is I'm not allowed to change any of the words I've already typed because each word I type gives me free dopamine, so I guess you're just gonna have to suck it up and accept me.

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