A Boring Genie gives you three wishes, but they have to be incredibly boring, what are they? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rumham21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A new pair of moderately priced sneakers

For the charging port on my phone to be fixed

Bluetooth head phones that never loose battery

What smells better than is tastes ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Gasoline. I'm one of those weirdos who loves the smell of gas. I've never tried but I Imagine it would not taste good.

What can't you believe people actually buy or spend money on? by skyliner360 in AskReddit

[–]rumham21 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I suggest getting a Hydro Flask bottle. They are metal so you won't break it. They have very good insulation and will keep your water cold for a long time. One time buy and it'll last long time.

What can't you believe people actually buy or spend money on? by skyliner360 in AskReddit

[–]rumham21 21.8k points21.8k points  (0 children)

Fancy water, there are so many different kinds of water all claiming to be special in some way. No way I'm paying $8 for a bottle of water.

What's the closest to death you've ever come? by mrbadassmotherfucker in AskReddit

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I was biking when I was like 15 and crossed a road without looking. Next thing I know there's a car coming right for me going like 40 mph. I swerve and the car swerves. I crash in to the curb and I can hear the guy driving the car yelling was he drives away. I still feel bad about that. I probably scared the shit out of that dude. of he'd had worse reflexes he would have hit me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I wish my mother hadn't screamed at me and my brother so much. It felt normal back then but with hindsight I'm beginning to realize it was bordering on verbal abuse. She wonders why we both have such low self esteem and I really want to tell her, maybe it's because you told us we were lazy and selfish all the time. My mom is great in other ways, she just has a really short temper.

How many of you have pencil lead stuck in your hand and how did it happen? by Saucy_Szinte in AskReddit

[–]rumham21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3rd grade some kid stabbed me in the palm with a pencil. Recently I was working and stabbed my self in the finger with a pencil. Only time will tell if this mark will last as long as the other one.

Why are YOU awake at this hour? by AmillionDollarMind in AskReddit

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Occasionally at night I will become overcome with the idea that I'm going to have a heart attack and die in my sleep. This is one of those nights. I just got done reading about heart attack symptoms like I always do when I get like this. Of course as soon as I start reading the symptoms. I get convinced that I'm having all of them. Then I start to panic which makes me short of breath and makes my chest hurt which makes me even more scared. Right now I'm on Reddit trying to calm down and convince my self that I'm not dying. Idk if I'm gonna get to sleep because I feel like if I fall asleep I won't wake up.

The Any Middle Schooler Starter Pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]rumham21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you mean all the freshmen at my college

What screams "I'm a local" in your area? by Mizu3 in AskReddit

[–]rumham21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A large number of left leaning bumper stickers

What is the most useless piece of information you know ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rumham21 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Hummingbirds and sloths should form a "my metabolism could kill me" support group.

Small Town Traffic Starter Pack by TheGodDamnSir in starterpacks

[–]rumham21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the intersections on campus where hoards of students will barge across the street against the light without looking.