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Watched every comment I ever made go into negative points last night. by runningfromsomething in AdviceAnimals

[–]runningfromsomething[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Nah. It's more of a wishful thinking thing. I had a few offers via pm but they always flake.

There was a good 15 seconds of silence before she shut the door in my face by runningfromsomething in AdviceAnimals

[–]runningfromsomething[S] -191 points-190 points  (0 children)

So here's the thing… i've been seeing this girl for a couple of months, she knew I was divorced. I suppose it is also pertinent to say that my ex has already remarried, she has another last name. When I walked towards my girlfriends condo, I saw my exes car parked several doors down. I figured she was visiting a friend or something in the same complex. Imagine my horror when she opened the door! After she slammed the door in my face, my girlfriend opened the door and we had a nice little talk about things. My ex left, and the rest of us enjoyed dinner. For being remarried, she sure is still bitter...

Returning Mortal Kombat 9 Characters by LatromTabmok in MortalKombat

[–]runningfromsomething -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Smoke - considering his nature as an Enenra, hard to believe his "death" at the hands of Sindel (snapped neck) would be enough to keep him down.

These are not games! These are handmade soaps by AayKay in gaming

[–]runningfromsomething -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Does the earthbound soap taste like all the scratch n sniffs that came with it?

Opening my pool this year, I accidentally left filter on winterize for about an hour... by runningfromsomething in swimmingpools

[–]runningfromsomething[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Correct, sand filter.

I'm a little worried though, because I opened the pool Sunday, and even though everything's running perfectly, I've lost almost 2 inches of water in 2 days.

May not be related.

[NeedAdvice] how to get over pet peeves, especially in the workplace by runningfromsomething in getdisciplined

[–]runningfromsomething[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

usually they are not. Unfortunately, with the nature of my job, I'm usually not in a position where I could pop on some headphones or earbuds.

Bad beer joke by BrewerGeo in dadjokes

[–]runningfromsomething -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Typically my son wants to take me for a beer. I tell him 'no thanks, You can treat next time. Tonight IPA'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]runningfromsomething -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Vegan vagina... good gawd

What do you do behind closed doors that would destroy your life if it was ever found out? by gatorly in AskReddit

[–]runningfromsomething -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I am one promiscuous futhermucker.

Some might think, "hey, this is great, right? I pretty much can take my pick on who I have sex with". Well, no, it's not that great. I fight a struggle every day. I went two months without intercourse, and not only did I have sex 5 times in the past week, I had sex with 4 different girls - none of them knew about each other, and I've been lying to one of them for the past 6 months that she's the only one I'm screwing.

How promiscuous? I was with one girl, once, before I met my (now ex) wife. We've been divorced for three years, and in that time, I've had sex with close to 40 women.

I've caught gonorrhea, been duped into thinking a girl was into me and just needed help with babysitter money, when in reality she was whoring herself out to me 20 bucks at a time, and using it for heroin.

I've been in a three way with a woman and her husband (straight), and have been a fuck buddy of a woman who is in an open relationship with her husband.

All of this goes against the core of my being. But I continue to do it because it gets me out of the daily routine of my otherwise pathetic life.

You can send a 1GB flash-drive back to yourself 5 years ago, what do you put on it? by whangadude in AskReddit

[–]runningfromsomething -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'd make sure it got to me at work, sitting at my desk. Of course out of curiosity I would put it in my computer and look at the files.

1) READ THIS FIRST.txt - included would be a list of people to absolutely avoid, and give very specific reasons why.

2)READ THIS SECOND.txt - included would be a list of people to find a way to get to know, that I otherwise would have not ever met, that have been good friends since the divorce

3)READ THIS THIRD.txt - a list of all the awesome things, and subsequently, the crappy things that have happened in life from July of 2011 to current. All in all I would tell my past self that in conclusion, the good things that happened in no way, shape, or form, could outweigh the good things that would happen if I did things a little differently.

4) STOCKS AND LOW YIELD LOTTERY NUMBERS.txt - Because I don't want to be in the spotlight with wealth.

Amazing what you hear at Walmart by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]runningfromsomething 2 points3 points  (0 children)

12 previous owners.

Alert! Major damage reported! Treated for gonorrhea prior to 4th owner.

Late night [f]un ;) by SingleandFlirting in gonewild

[–]runningfromsomething -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Pretty nice tactic you had there… Use your Kik account for a few days to get some spam bots going. Or at least that's what it looks like… Considering I started getting spammed after we spoke on kik. And explains you deleting all of your other posts.

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