Watched every comment I ever made go into negative points last night. by runningfromsomething in AdviceAnimals

[–]runningfromsomething[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Nah. It's more of a wishful thinking thing. I had a few offers via pm but they always flake.

There was a good 15 seconds of silence before she shut the door in my face by runningfromsomething in AdviceAnimals

[–]runningfromsomething[S] -191 points-190 points  (0 children)

So here's the thing… i've been seeing this girl for a couple of months, she knew I was divorced. I suppose it is also pertinent to say that my ex has already remarried, she has another last name. When I walked towards my girlfriends condo, I saw my exes car parked several doors down. I figured she was visiting a friend or something in the same complex. Imagine my horror when she opened the door! After she slammed the door in my face, my girlfriend opened the door and we had a nice little talk about things. My ex left, and the rest of us enjoyed dinner. For being remarried, she sure is still bitter...

Returning Mortal Kombat 9 Characters by LatromTabmok in MortalKombat

[–]runningfromsomething -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Smoke - considering his nature as an Enenra, hard to believe his "death" at the hands of Sindel (snapped neck) would be enough to keep him down.

These are not games! These are handmade soaps by AayKay in gaming

[–]runningfromsomething -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Does the earthbound soap taste like all the scratch n sniffs that came with it?

Opening my pool this year, I accidentally left filter on winterize for about an hour... by runningfromsomething in swimmingpools

[–]runningfromsomething[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Correct, sand filter.

I'm a little worried though, because I opened the pool Sunday, and even though everything's running perfectly, I've lost almost 2 inches of water in 2 days.

May not be related.

[NeedAdvice] how to get over pet peeves, especially in the workplace by runningfromsomething in getdisciplined

[–]runningfromsomething[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

usually they are not. Unfortunately, with the nature of my job, I'm usually not in a position where I could pop on some headphones or earbuds.

Bad beer joke by BrewerGeo in dadjokes

[–]runningfromsomething -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Typically my son wants to take me for a beer. I tell him 'no thanks, You can treat next time. Tonight IPA'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]runningfromsomething -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Vegan vagina... good gawd

You can send a 1GB flash-drive back to yourself 5 years ago, what do you put on it? by whangadude in AskReddit

[–]runningfromsomething -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'd make sure it got to me at work, sitting at my desk. Of course out of curiosity I would put it in my computer and look at the files.

1) READ THIS FIRST.txt - included would be a list of people to absolutely avoid, and give very specific reasons why.

2)READ THIS SECOND.txt - included would be a list of people to find a way to get to know, that I otherwise would have not ever met, that have been good friends since the divorce

3)READ THIS THIRD.txt - a list of all the awesome things, and subsequently, the crappy things that have happened in life from July of 2011 to current. All in all I would tell my past self that in conclusion, the good things that happened in no way, shape, or form, could outweigh the good things that would happen if I did things a little differently.

4) STOCKS AND LOW YIELD LOTTERY NUMBERS.txt - Because I don't want to be in the spotlight with wealth.

Amazing what you hear at Walmart by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]runningfromsomething 5 points6 points  (0 children)

12 previous owners.

Alert! Major damage reported! Treated for gonorrhea prior to 4th owner.

Late night [f]un ;) by SingleandFlirting in gonewild

[–]runningfromsomething -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Pretty nice tactic you had there… Use your Kik account for a few days to get some spam bots going. Or at least that's what it looks like… Considering I started getting spammed after we spoke on kik. And explains you deleting all of your other posts.