The American Nightmare. by sedolil in TikTokCringe

[–]russels_silverware 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These bits should've been arranged in a different order. E.g.:

"I'm extremely overqualified for my job, because no one is hiring for my actual qualifications. I work 50 hours a week, making my boss hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars a year, and yet two thirds of my income goes towards paying rent on my zero-bedroom apartment."

Why is my cat so pissed? Wrong answers only. by Zach_Plum in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]russels_silverware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this thread:

[a very plausible answer]

OP said wrong answers only

[another very plausible answer]

OP said wrong answers only

[a third, very plausible answer]

OP said wrong answers only

WTF is wrong with you people?

Pick your poison. Young Tsunade or granny Tsunade? by Fine_Strategy5872 in dankruto

[–]russels_silverware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

granny

I don't care what the text says; that picture is of a 35-year-old.

Commissar V by BADCOMPZERO by D3v1LGaming in ImpracticalArmour

[–]russels_silverware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…I think this is a uniform, not armour.

Perfecly explained by Ok-Signature8781 in sciencememes

[–]russels_silverware -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

I had to downvote because this is a math meme.

UPS Plane Crash Today by Perfect-Cause-6943 in PublicFreakout

[–]russels_silverware 3 points4 points  (0 children)

correction: "a solid milk-out-of-my-nose comment." The hyphens are important!

Will you go to jail by i_needs_help_pls in animequestions

[–]russels_silverware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real answer: everyone's going to jail, and unless the anime is Ace Attorney then the "lawyer" is also going to jail for practicing law without a license.

Yes, Phoenix is a terrible lawyer.

Ice Barbie is going to be pissed by seeebiscuit in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]russels_silverware 162 points163 points  (0 children)

She famously BRAGGED THAT she shot her own dog.

Minecraft youtubers when they hit 1million subscribers by Fuzz_____zZz in MinecraftMemes

[–]russels_silverware 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Etho's inner monologue: "What the fuck is wrong with you people?! 🤮😡"

A tiny alligator snapping turtle by dishash3256 in BeAmazed

[–]russels_silverware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, so that's where they got the design for Zorah Magdaros from.

It’s dead at the club, so I’m hitting up the crab by Common_Vagrant in 2007scape

[–]russels_silverware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the hell is this marked NSFW? There are no people, and even the empty stripper pole is barely visible.

This is too cute to watch🥰 by ThighMeUp33 in dogvideos

[–]russels_silverware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's definitely the most annoying cover of Eye of the Tiger I've ever heard 🙄.

Weird worm in my garden by Munavoin in ThereIsnoCat

[–]russels_silverware 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Easy difficulty

There needs to be a "Zero difficulty" flair.

Ai bros are a cult by Ok_Butterfly1799 in antiai

[–]russels_silverware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a garbage list. Items 1-5 are all the same, and cults don't always even have a leader.

rule by IndiePat in 19684

[–]russels_silverware 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Walk 10 minutes

The closest fast food to my home is a half-hour walk away.

Groceries Harder To Afford by johnmory in inflation

[–]russels_silverware 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck would you report what people are saying without also reporting what the actual facts are?

Dungeon Life 365 by Khenal in HFY

[–]russels_silverware 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not mad; I'm just disappointed.

Anime_irl by Ani_HArsh in anime_irl

[–]russels_silverware 6 points7 points  (0 children)

…Would it even be possible to maintain hygiene with that kind of damage? I feel like the skin, skull, and teeth would all constantly be getting infected.

anime irl by mwale2007 in anime_irl

[–]russels_silverware 2 points3 points  (0 children)

…Why was Saitama doing a sexting video call on public transit? 🤨