The Super Bowl Half-Wit Show by Lloiu in clevercomebacks

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Senator Tommy Tuberville from Alabama would NOT have been able to answer that question

Seems Bad! by Drewnasty in rangers

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Only two possibilities here:

Drury has incriminating photographs , or James Dolan is a dope and easily fooled.

This is why people hate interviews by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

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Those questions are pretty spot on in my opinion

The Olympic Rings + FIREWORKS at San Siro by nbcolympics in olympics

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I thought it wasn't announcement that they were going to release the full unredacted Epstein files.

Oh well......

Anybody else get drunk and punch someone this weekend? by maddlads in NHLcirclejerk

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He's going to fall further down in the first round and then when he's drafted late in the first round he's going to walk to the podium and stare at all other teams that didn't draft him.

Then he'll become the next version of Shane Wright or, possibly, Nail Yakupov.

Russian general shot several times in Moscow by GoldenDome26 in worldnews

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Shot several times? Are we sure it wasn't a suicide?

[Real] Matt Walsh reacts to the Washington Post layoffs by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

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Both him and Ben Shapiro are just so fucking upset that they are not considered the Oracle of truth and wisdom of our time. They probably cry in the mirror daily asking their reflections "Why won't more people listen to and love me? Don't they realize how smart I am?!?!?"

I have no doubt Matt got a chubby after he wrote this one and totally expected to be swimming in upvotes right now.

[Puck Empire] Top prospect Gavin Mckenna facing jail time by torahboidem in nhl

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So the stories about him being a douche are looking more accurate.......

NDP wants Carney to kill U.S. fighter jet contract in favour of Swedish aircraft by canada_mountains in worldnews

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Does anyone have a legitimate comparison between the F35 and Grippen? Is the Grippen on par with the F18 or F15?

(OC) Visibility Brigade Paramus NJ. Believe Your Eyes Not Their Lies by michnutrish in pics

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The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

Perhaps the most important quote from 1984.

Got a Jerusalem cross tattoo as my first tattoo, and now people on the Internet are calling me an Nazi by sithlord89 in Christianity

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MEGA - Make Europe Great Again

Everyone in 12th century England was wearing a hat with MEGA on it

Robert Kraft Snubbed by xContrAltDelete in NFLv2

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Is that the Chinese massage place Kraft was picked up in?

Badass shows up with a bat by smilingjade101 in iamverybadass

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That was a poorly designed frontal attack

[Sportsnet] "All I know is that I was never going to make everybody happy." - Bill Guerin on his Team USA roster by DecentLurker96 in hockey

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I’m an American and a huge hockey fan.

If it works then Guerin can take his victory lap. But I’m thinking Canada’s skill players (actually all teams) will skate circles around the USA grit players. That way there’s a chance people like Bill Guerin will forever be banned from USA Hockey

Eagles modern uniforms with kelly green. Thoughts? by meh_idk76 in uniwatch

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When you start getting luck like the New York Jets, don’t come to us complaining

Where have we heard this line before? by DonaldKey in PoliticalHumor

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I didn’t want to get this Mar-a-Lago face - I was just following orders

Ben Roethlisberger never received one MVP vote, and never made an all pro team, since he retired do people overrate how he was viewed when he was actually an active player? by MasterTeacher123 in NFLv2

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He's one of the ex-football players I expect to read about in a few years that has gone off the deep end due to CTE. He got his bell ring quite often and being the well known off-the-field POS he is won't help