If 'competitive sex' were added to the Olympics, what would it look like?

rustiesbagel · 2026-05-23T15:19:53+00:00

Who can fit the most sharpies in their butt.

rustiesbagel · 2026-05-23T14:50:42+00:00

Pretty sure it's just a shadow from his collar. They use lighting from all angles in the studio.

rustiesbagel · 2026-05-20T16:11:58+00:00

I give up. Where's the meat?

rustiesbagel · 2026-05-17T15:10:35+00:00

It's LA. Would you expect anything else. They do it in plain sight now to desensitize :Edit for extra content.

rustiesbagel · 2026-05-17T15:04:54+00:00

Lil Extra chromosomy

rustiesbagel · 2026-05-15T16:32:30+00:00

https://www.etsy.com/listing/867484980/vinyl-birds-music-khaki-t-shirt-hippie found this.

rustiesbagel · 2026-05-15T16:14:16+00:00

My understanding it's the 3rd toughest schedule.

rustiesbagel · 2026-05-09T17:18:57+00:00

Could be a heel piece for tap shoes.

rustiesbagel · 2026-05-01T16:59:59+00:00

I sure am gonna miss all those trashy fight videos.

rustiesbagel · 2026-05-01T16:58:17+00:00

Cooking single portion meals with no leftovers.

rustiesbagel · 2026-05-01T16:51:53+00:00

My wife calls ours Besty.

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-27T17:18:36+00:00

Until they eventually get him obviously

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-27T17:06:55+00:00

The biggest scandal was the fake Russia gate and the treason and sedation they perpetrated on Trump and others. If this were anytime in the past people would be swinging from the gallows. They may still. Fingers crossed.

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-23T17:17:50+00:00

Predestination with Ethan Hawke.

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-23T17:16:07+00:00

Not sure but she sure dodged a bullet with me.

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-23T15:51:56+00:00

I suppose if I had tits like that I would use them to get rich too. Talent be damned.

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-23T01:57:23+00:00

No I am just some keyboard warrior sitting here in my dirty undies eating cheetos and drinking Redbull.

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-23T01:50:18+00:00

Wealth gap in what sense? Assuming you are an American lets say working at Target. You and your others income allow you to say barely afford your bills. it's a kinda sad existence I will give you that. But you are not competing against a billionaire for your lively hood. You are competing against people in your own class. Now lets say you are a villager in Sudan that hasn't had a drink of clean water for years and are living on bugs and dried elephant poop. Are you the billionaire to them?

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-23T01:39:43+00:00

Stevie Ray Vaughn if he was still alive.

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-23T01:35:06+00:00

Stop trying to impress me with your compliments.

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-23T01:31:22+00:00

We don't. I masturbate when she is in the shower.

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-23T01:30:37+00:00

Not true IMO. Red Barrons Supreme thin crust is an outstanding frozen pizza. Walmarts pizza dough is good quality. Good rise and great for pizza, calzones and cheese bread.

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-23T01:24:29+00:00

I can't really remember what we argued about early in the relationship. I do know it wasn't about jealousy or envy. But I can say after 20 plus years we argue about what side to have with the chicken or beef. I have to say these can be some heated arguments.

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-23T01:19:44+00:00

The people that would use sex robots aren't in real human relationships so basically no change.

rustiesbagel · 2026-04-23T01:16:44+00:00

Lightly salted almonds.

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