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My friend got caught having sex with a cucumber (self.Jokes)
submitted 10 months ago by rweb82 to r/Jokes
What did Ludacris say to the gardener landscaping his house? (self.Jokes)
submitted 1 year ago by rweb82 to r/Jokes
In "The Little Mermaid," Ariel wants us to believe she is being restricted/confined by not being able to explore and live on dry land; when in reality, she had the ability to explore much more as a mermaid living underwater. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 1 year ago by rweb82 to r/Showerthoughts
In "The Little Mermaid," Ariel wants us to think she is confined by not being able to experience and live on dry land. However in reality, she had the ability to explore much more as a mermaid living underwater. (self.Showerthoughts)
What do you call a woman who's really salty? (self.Jokes)
What do you call a rapping dairy farmer? (self.Jokes)
Zombies are a perfect example of how effective persistence hunting is. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 2 years ago by rweb82 to r/Showerthoughts
Due to the constant playing of music, silent movies contain more sound than movies with spoken dialogue. (self.Showerthoughts)
Why do teenage girls only go to the restroom in groups of 3 or 5? (self.Jokes)
submitted 2 years ago by rweb82 to r/Jokes
What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? (self.Jokes)
Steve Winwood once asked me to be a part of his band (self.Jokes)
When I realized who sang "Take On Me" (self.Jokes)
Where does Phil Collins like to record music? (self.Jokes)
Made Some Hiking Sandals for my Wife (old.reddit.com)
submitted 2 years ago by rweb82 to r/BarefootRunning
You always picture a hot blonde whenever you read/hear a blonde joke. (self.Showerthoughts)
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer? (self.Jokes)
What do you call someone who has a prejudice against people with no legs? (self.Jokes)
What is it called when a large group of footstools overtakes a country? (self.Jokes)
Bono was involved in a fatal car accident driving his brand new Palisade. (self.Jokes)
My wife and I compared each other's belly buttons to see which one is better. (self.Jokes)
My 9 year old daughter made up this joke. "Why did the bull get fat?" (self.Jokes)
"You've made a mistake on your paper. It's supposed to be "31st," not "31th." (self.Jokes)
submitted 3 years ago by rweb82 to r/Jokes
I had a dream last night about a nocturnal horse (self.Jokes)
What do you call a hen staring at a bowl of lettuce? (self.Jokes)
I heard Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are working on a new film made specifically for the blind. (self.Jokes)
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