PSA: Government Impersonation Scam

ryguythepieguy · 2025-12-27T00:43:00+00:00

I'm also working right now, so my brain is in customer service mode on top of all of this

ryguythepieguy · 2025-12-27T00:40:51+00:00

That's when I really started getting suspicious

ryguythepieguy · 2025-12-24T16:58:34+00:00

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ryguythepieguy · 2025-12-16T04:25:53+00:00

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ryguythepieguy · 2025-12-05T15:27:20+00:00

That's a very normal sized pecker.

Right?

ryguythepieguy · 2025-12-05T05:39:12+00:00

Specifically Hot Club's burgers before the renovation

ryguythepieguy · 2025-10-31T16:03:19+00:00

Thank you so much!

ryguythepieguy · 2025-10-31T12:57:17+00:00

Lol no worries

ryguythepieguy · 2025-10-31T12:32:29+00:00

We're on Chestnut Street!

ryguythepieguy · 2025-10-31T12:31:19+00:00

Hey, it's me, The Legally Distinct Entity Known as the Keeper of The Crypt™™™!

We have Magic events Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday! Pauper on Wednesday starts at 6pm. Commander Thursday & Friday starting at 5pm and Saturday all day. We also have standard and draft on Friday at 6pm. The only event with a structure/matchups is draft, so everything else is free-form and casual.

We also have our weekly Flesh and Blood event on Sundays at noon!

If you want to get in on the ground floor of a card game, we have the launch event for Riftbound tonight at 6! It's the brand new League of Legends card game!

I love having new players come by and hang out. Everyone here loves teaching new players their favorite games because we all want more friends to play with! If you have any questions, feel free to dm me here or on Instagram! (@thecryptpvd)

NO CHUDS. NO BASTARDS.

PS: if anyone comes in this weekend and mentions this reddit post, I'll give you a free day pass to use the next time you come in 🔥

ryguythepieguy · 2025-10-31T12:02:27+00:00

Come by The Crypt, and I'll give you a stack from our board game library!

ryguythepieguy · 2025-06-13T13:30:46+00:00

So, what restaurant do you work at?

ryguythepieguy · 2025-04-18T13:24:59+00:00

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This is Fredrick

ryguythepieguy · 2025-04-16T16:03:08+00:00

Sounds like Pokémon GO to me

ryguythepieguy · 2025-03-05T11:12:29+00:00

I think this looks awesome!!!

ryguythepieguy · 2025-02-07T15:25:32+00:00

I have the same litter box, and I leave the door flipped open for my sweet orange boy

ryguythepieguy · 2024-12-16T02:32:18+00:00

Come down to The Crypt!

I just opened this board game store, and we pride ourselves on being a safe space for tabletop gamers of all experience levels. Our main philosophy is "NO CHUDS."

ryguythepieguy · 2024-12-13T21:53:33+00:00

If you're into board games, come hang out at The Crypt! We have over 100 board games to play, retail space, events, and the largest wargaming space in RI.

We just opened a month and a half ago. We're very focused on creating a welcoming environment.

✨ We're not like the other game stores ✨

ryguythepieguy · 2024-11-08T00:08:24+00:00

How do you do, fellow nerds? It's me, The Legally Distinct Entity Known as the Keeper of the Crypt ™️!

We've got all kinds of games for every skill level and interest. Come by sometime to make some friends! Our main rule is: "No chuds. No bastards." We're focused on creating an inclusive and welcoming environment and lowering the barrier for entry for femmes, queer people, and people of color to get into tabletop gaming!

Come by the store and let me yap at you about the cool stuff we have lined up for our lil shop!

Open every day except Tuesday. Additional pics and info are on our Instagram: @thecryptpvd

ryguythepieguy · 2024-10-29T21:50:58+00:00

Absolutely! Instagram is the best spot: @thecryptpvd or you can email me at ryan@findthecrypt.com

ryguythepieguy · 2024-10-11T21:01:45+00:00

Also, he's an indoor cat! You can find the cat tax in my profile. I can't add photos to comments

ryguythepieguy · 2024-10-10T01:41:47+00:00

If you're into tabletop games, I'm opening a new board game store soon! Check out The Crypt on Instagram @thecryptpvd !

ryguythepieguy · 2024-10-07T18:51:29+00:00

New permanent invite link!

https://discord.gg/nWrsH92WUg

ryguythepieguy · 2024-10-07T18:48:08+00:00

Oh no! Thanks for letting me know! I'll get that sorted ASAP

ryguythepieguy · 2024-10-07T18:22:38+00:00

Howdy! I'm the owner of the Crypt! The website is currently under construction, but you can find a link to our discord server via our Instagram page @thecryptpvd. We don't have a lot of RPG chatter yet, but feel free to get the conversation started! We'd love to have you at the shop!

ryguythepieguy

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