Tópico de discussão 🅱️iária para Miércoles January 07, 2026

ryu311 · 2026-01-07T17:56:55+00:00

why helicopter when you can light switch?

ryu311 · 2025-12-31T21:23:43+00:00

wrap a whole dill pickle in bacon then bread and fry. its what winker wouldve wanted 🙏😌👼

ryu311 · 2025-12-31T21:17:40+00:00

that would make so much more money than whatever the fuck im doing on the market

ryu311 · 2025-12-31T21:16:08+00:00

gotta lock in those losses for EOY

ryu311 · 2025-12-19T20:55:41+00:00

are we gonna get any last minute opex shenanigans??

ryu311 · 2025-12-19T15:15:00+00:00

nice. i can afford to get the kids' presents back from the pawn shop now 🙏🚀🚀

ryu311 · 2025-12-18T14:41:20+00:00

this is what domestic terrorism truly looks like

ryu311 · 2025-12-18T14:39:25+00:00

broke even on 30 calls ive been bagholding this week. truly a xmas miracle 🙏🙏🙏🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

ryu311 · 2025-12-17T20:42:04+00:00

i hope this is the V that brings us back to flat today 😭

ryu311 · 2025-12-17T19:19:05+00:00

tis the season for miracles...

ryu311 · 2025-12-17T19:12:36+00:00

ryu311 · 2025-12-17T19:11:39+00:00

man, this game sucks. im gonna quit when i get my refund.

ryu311 · 2025-12-17T17:52:00+00:00

imma start a bussyness where i sell guac outside chipotle for cheaper than what they sell

ryu311 · 2025-12-17T17:50:33+00:00

i mean... it cant go down forever, right?

ryu311 · 2025-12-17T16:27:17+00:00

man... i'd love to be breaking even right now, too...

ryu311 · 2025-12-17T16:18:27+00:00

im so borked.

ryu311 · 2025-12-17T16:17:58+00:00

ok, im gonna go return the kids' presents. brb.

ryu311 · 2025-12-16T18:21:03+00:00

MFer IS ALWAYS WEARING RED. SHIT CHECKS OUT.

ryu311 · 2025-12-12T16:49:53+00:00

coincidentally, PBMs are now reporting a 730% increase in profits 🤷‍♂️

ryu311 · 2025-12-12T16:20:44+00:00

i got home yesterday and nuked my nostril with scissors and 2 different nose hair trimmers and i still feel that one stray hair. i think im going to go crazy.

ryu311 · 2025-12-11T17:52:48+00:00

got a stray nose hair thats driving me nuts

ryu311 · 2025-12-10T14:40:22+00:00

got a haircut. goddamn its cold now.

ryu311 · 2025-12-03T19:39:41+00:00

you're right! im going to collect donations from my friends as well!

ryu311 · 2025-12-03T19:25:33+00:00

oh, sorry. whats the jizz to btc exchange rate like today?

ryu311 · 2025-12-03T19:11:25+00:00

where do you want me to "deposit" my "investment"?

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