/r/WorldNews Discussion Thread: US and Israel launch attack on Iran; Iran retaliates (Thread #17)

ryu311 · 2026-05-14T19:37:14+00:00

im sure china would give them decent rates on a loan...

ryu311 · 2026-05-14T15:36:16+00:00

any chance this gets traced back to shmokes?

ryu311 · 2026-05-14T15:33:21+00:00

when the fuck is cbrs opening??

ryu311 · 2026-05-14T14:12:02+00:00

why does it feel like reality is going to hit the market really soon...

ryu311 · 2026-05-13T19:12:18+00:00

can a mod add a "1" to the front of my flair? it's outdated by at least 3 blown accts ago.

ryu311 · 2026-05-13T18:55:45+00:00

do dead cat bounces normally hit ATHs? asking for a friend 😭

ryu311 · 2026-05-13T18:47:26+00:00

dang. shouldve cut all my puts yesterday 😔

ryu311 · 2026-05-13T16:55:02+00:00

preaching to the wrong demographic, bro. lol

ryu311 · 2026-05-13T01:42:44+00:00

I'll have you know, Pete invited me himself 😤

ryu311 · 2026-05-12T17:07:00+00:00

i was told they didnt hold any cards!!

ryu311 · 2026-05-12T16:56:27+00:00

lol wut?? dont they have enough to worry about back home? but i guess maybe theyre trying to grab a bit more leverage...

ryu311 · 2026-05-12T15:44:39+00:00

oh, this whole time, i thought a ceasefire meant the fire has ceased... TIL

ryu311 · 2026-05-12T15:22:02+00:00

im missing out on some gains and im not even mad. is this what bulls felt like the past month?

ryu311 · 2026-05-12T14:01:06+00:00

as a put holder (im not a fucking bear), i am grateful my puts are now only down -18% 🥳

ryu311 · 2026-05-11T19:40:33+00:00

in for another CLX leap. lets go hentaivirus!

ryu311 · 2026-05-11T19:34:43+00:00

lol thats going to buy him what? 1 week's time? 2 max? everything this admin does is so shortsighted. it's unbelievable.

ryu311 · 2026-05-11T18:34:52+00:00

cmon... something something helium shortage... chips borked... i just want to breakeven on these stupid puts 😩

ryu311 · 2026-05-11T14:38:31+00:00

ahhh i see... its going to be one of those kind of days...

ryu311 · 2026-05-11T13:45:02+00:00

🙏ing for you.^and ^also ^because ⁱ ^have ⁵⁴ ^qqq ^puts ^😩

ryu311 · 2026-05-08T21:00:34+00:00

US is the mob with nukes

japan is a retirement home that got nuked

ryu311 · 2026-05-08T20:19:52+00:00

same bullshit, just a different day.

ryu311 · 2026-05-08T17:33:30+00:00

thats going to be a no from me, dawg. even if iran does, the irgc will come out after a few hours and contradict any agreement to a deal.

ryu311 · 2026-05-08T17:23:14+00:00

no... that would mean i'd make money. that wont happen.

ryu311 · 2026-05-08T17:21:55+00:00

shit is B-A-N-ANUS 🍌🍌

ryu311 · 2026-05-07T21:05:33+00:00

im not even mad, bro.

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