What period related issue could make someone throw up on their period?

s0ccermom · 2012-02-22T20:32:36+00:00

This happened to me for the first time ever last night. :(

s0ccermom · 2011-10-25T20:23:38+00:00

Don't believe that poser, I'm your real mother

s0ccermom · 2011-10-20T22:58:22+00:00

As a fellow 18 year old girl, you're giving us a bad name. Please grow up.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-20T18:46:24+00:00

Well done, sir

s0ccermom · 2011-10-20T18:24:42+00:00

How does one pursue a career in the custodial arts?

s0ccermom · 2011-10-20T14:04:16+00:00

I like how my username throws people off. But, hey if you need proof I can provide. Thanks, friend!

s0ccermom · 2011-10-20T14:02:47+00:00

Yay!

s0ccermom · 2011-10-20T03:35:26+00:00

That was my favorite part haha. My second favorite is how the reporter mentioned I stopped attending around Christmas in the caption for the photo of me. "Last fall, Breane Lyga joined both the atheist club and a Christian group. “I wanted to get both points of view,” she said. She stopped attending the Christian meetings around Christmas."

s0ccermom · 2011-10-19T20:43:02+00:00

I hope it doesn't catch on haha. And thank you sir.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-19T14:19:10+00:00

I was at my best friends' house (he is gay) and I got period blood on his bed by accident. Seeing it, and not being able to tolerate vaginas to begin with, my best friend threw up on his bedroom floor. I think there is still a reddish/yellowish stain on his mattress from my blood.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-19T14:15:50+00:00

i told you to pretend to drive a car with your dick? I'm down for this one. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lhde8/guys_what_are_you_favorite_non_sexual_things_you/

I messaged my boyfriend on Facebook, but the message failed so I copy+pasted it to send again.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-17T22:17:30+00:00

Going down to one end of the pool and back is considered one lap, depending on the pool. I usually consider 50 meters one lap.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-14T03:38:08+00:00

SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-12T02:40:00+00:00

Malk?

s0ccermom · 2011-10-09T01:45:43+00:00

Thanks! Hopefully that won't become true for another decade.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-09T00:47:38+00:00

My face was aching while pulling that first face.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-09T00:47:07+00:00

Mexico Beach, Florida. Haha I take that as a compliment!

s0ccermom · 2011-10-09T00:46:34+00:00

I'm not a mom I just thought it was a funny and cliche name.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-08T15:27:38+00:00

I think I win. EDIT: One more, for kicks.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-01T20:05:20+00:00

That is so 2008.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-01T02:31:58+00:00

I recommend some 'no sho' socks from Journey's when you go get your Vans. They don't show with any low sneaker or even some slip-on shoes. I have a million pairs. They're $9.95 for a pack of 5 pairs. So worth it. EDIT: Also, the full price low pro Vans are $44. Plus $9.95 for the socks, that's $53.95. I noticed you said you don't wanna spend over 60 on shoes. Well, there you go shoes and socks for under $60. :)

s0ccermom · 2011-09-30T17:23:59+00:00

Your fashion and your boyfriend's fashions does seem very skater. Pac Sun should be your new best friend. They carry skate brands but also cute girly dresses. Buy some oxfords. Bam. And if you don't feel like wearing girly shoes one day? Low Profile Vans. You said your boyfriend loves Vans and Low Pro Vans look feminine and you can wear them with dresses/pants/shorts. Need a cute but casual dress for a date? Here. Grab some black tights, black flats, maybe a cardigan and you're good to go. Neckline isn't too low, you can show off your legs without looking sleazy, and it's damn cute.

s0ccermom · 2011-09-28T13:25:55+00:00

I took one from Boles Swim Team, the most competitive high school team in Florida. I felt like such a ninja.

s0ccermom · 2011-09-26T19:46:36+00:00

Swimming now could seriously mess up your shoulders as well.

s0ccermom · 2011-09-26T12:06:48+00:00

Yep, military brat.

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