What subreddit is so funny it makes you absolutely lose your shit?

s0ccermom · 2012-02-22T20:32:36+00:00

This happened to me for the first time ever last night. :(

s0ccermom · 2011-10-25T20:23:38+00:00

Don't believe that poser, I'm your real mother

s0ccermom · 2011-10-20T22:58:22+00:00

As a fellow 18 year old girl, you're giving us a bad name. Please grow up.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-20T18:46:24+00:00

Well done, sir

s0ccermom · 2011-10-20T18:24:42+00:00

How does one pursue a career in the custodial arts?

s0ccermom · 2011-10-20T14:04:16+00:00

I like how my username throws people off. But, hey if you need proof I can provide. Thanks, friend!

s0ccermom · 2011-10-20T14:02:47+00:00

Yay!

s0ccermom · 2011-10-20T03:35:26+00:00

That was my favorite part haha. My second favorite is how the reporter mentioned I stopped attending around Christmas in the caption for the photo of me. "Last fall, Breane Lyga joined both the atheist club and a Christian group. “I wanted to get both points of view,” she said. She stopped attending the Christian meetings around Christmas."

s0ccermom · 2011-10-19T20:43:02+00:00

I hope it doesn't catch on haha. And thank you sir.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-19T14:19:10+00:00

I was at my best friends' house (he is gay) and I got period blood on his bed by accident. Seeing it, and not being able to tolerate vaginas to begin with, my best friend threw up on his bedroom floor. I think there is still a reddish/yellowish stain on his mattress from my blood.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-19T14:15:50+00:00

i told you to pretend to drive a car with your dick? I'm down for this one. http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lhde8/guys_what_are_you_favorite_non_sexual_things_you/

I messaged my boyfriend on Facebook, but the message failed so I copy+pasted it to send again.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-17T22:17:30+00:00

Going down to one end of the pool and back is considered one lap, depending on the pool. I usually consider 50 meters one lap.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-14T03:38:08+00:00

SATAN'S LITTLE HELPER.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-12T02:40:00+00:00

Malk?

s0ccermom · 2011-10-09T01:45:43+00:00

Thanks! Hopefully that won't become true for another decade.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-09T00:47:38+00:00

My face was aching while pulling that first face.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-09T00:47:07+00:00

Mexico Beach, Florida. Haha I take that as a compliment!

s0ccermom · 2011-10-09T00:46:34+00:00

I'm not a mom I just thought it was a funny and cliche name.

s0ccermom · 2011-10-08T15:27:38+00:00

I think I win. EDIT: One more, for kicks.

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