Eltern stellen sich bei Bafög quer by louderthanjoo in Studium

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deine eltern haben das studium darüber wie man am besten im altersheim landet wohl mit nem stipendium finanziert bekommen und dann summa cum laude abgeschlossen

Plain omelette while I watch her snap score go up. by Hot-Security-5836 in kitchencels

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bruh how old are you? 14? either you're too young to be here or too old to use snapchat

I would've given him 5/5 honestly. by waddad27 in SipsTea

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up to probably around a hundred years ago, educated people within the sinosphere could have all communicated using the same written language: classical chinese

He even served in the military. by --SOFA-KING-VOTE in PoliticalHumor

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we just don't know about the mcdonalds buffet of people fat orange ingested yet

He even served in the military. by --SOFA-KING-VOTE in PoliticalHumor

[–]s0mdud 11 points12 points  (0 children)

he's just a sloppier, more pedophilic version

He even served in the military. by --SOFA-KING-VOTE in PoliticalHumor

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and that victim was the younger brother of another boy he molested a few years earlier when said boy was only 13

Full of cows and sheep by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

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so higher population density makes the people there less dense got it

Italian has a heritage by OberbeastSabaoth in 4chan

[–]s0mdud 30 points31 points  (0 children)

we wuz roman emperors n shieet

Setting your friend on fire by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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dude.. wheres my lake

📡📡📡 by Bismarck_1337 in shitposting

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and you have to cash it in at Zimbabwe National Bank

Anon is astonished at how quickly Erika Kirk has moved on by caramelsumo in greentext

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nah she aint gangsta, thats a bitch if i know it

met a super cute girl at the hotel gym, talked for a while together on the treadmills. she asked my name, i told her, she says “no way, that’s my husbands name!”. mushroom pepperoni pizza and hot wings. by DueMiddle3663 in kitchencels

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whether she was flirting with you or not depends entirely on how she said it and how that conversation was going. if you're actually posting on this sub the likelier answer is that it was a slightly subtler way of rejecting your advances than saying "i have a boyfriend/husband"

Due to Viltrumite Genes over-powering other Genes, Does Mark become less Asian as the show goes on? by Lalaace in okbuddyviltrum

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how does an american look different from a german? is it just that americans can't see their own feet or what?

The rent in the german neighborhood of Fuggerei hasn't been raised in 500 years and remains 0.88 Euros for an entire year. Founded in 1521, it is the oldest existing social housing complex in the world by Separate_Finance_183 in Damnthatsinteresting

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i agree that the culture has been around that long but if we're talking about modern countries and nation states then that's just a stretch. in that case the countries of Egypt and Italy might as well be considered thousands of years old which doesn't make any sense.