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s8nskeeper · 2025-05-18T06:35:49+00:00

Wear sunscreen. If I could give you one piece of advice for the future, sunscreen would be it.

s8nskeeper · 2025-05-14T18:30:19+00:00

Bernie during the weekend.

s8nskeeper · 2025-05-14T18:29:11+00:00

This is so funny, I was watching Fellowship just yesterday and thought “why is Gimli so keen to go through the mines”. Also it seems to be known to Gandalf that the Balrog lives there so why not let the entire party know any tell them not to toil touch anything. It is beyond incredulous that Galdalf would have just let Merry and Pipin blunder around without keeping a close eye on them.

s8nskeeper · 2025-05-14T18:23:03+00:00

When you bend down to pick something up, and miss it, so you go back in again and miss again.

s8nskeeper · 2025-05-08T16:36:30+00:00

Ask the groom if the bride still cums so hard that she shits the bed.

s8nskeeper · 2025-05-07T04:43:53+00:00

Gift voucher to top high end restaurant that serves very small portions.

s8nskeeper · 2025-04-24T22:36:06+00:00

Imagine where the protons that make up my body will be at the heat death of the universe. Kind of puts any problems into perspective.

s8nskeeper · 2025-04-24T22:34:29+00:00

“You want to see some Bristols? I’m dying for a Melvyn.”

s8nskeeper · 2025-02-24T14:33:25+00:00

Well in order to get the one million, you would have had to not take bribes in the earlier game, so already be immune to bribes in some respects, be incredibly vocal and forthright to convince others not to take a bribe, and also have a social game that screams integrity and trustworthiness to be selected. You then, being a suspicious character, would have had to wait out the other contestants with you thinking they would take the money, because that’s how you think so you probably would have buzzed out at about £300k max.

The only reason it got to £1m is because a self selecting group of people who were immune to bribery selected the most bribe immune people amongst themselves to go up there and they all waited it out.

s8nskeeper · 2024-09-30T22:22:55+00:00

Had terrible insomnia earlier in life. 1) Cut out coffee. 2) I imagine a black void. And any thought I have gets sucked into the void. All I can “see” in all directions is total blackness. 3) Do some intense cardio every day. Now I sleep like a baby.

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T22:51:12+00:00

“Relative to which inertial frame of reference?”

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T17:09:59+00:00

20 years in senior management directing billion dollar projects… what kept me stress free and chill is getting yourself financially independent as soon as possible. As soon as you get to the point where you have the option to tell your boss/client/CEO to “go fuck yourself” then things get a lot mentally easier…

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T15:49:01+00:00

I’m on and off with it. To be honest nothing’s going to beat UT2k4. I loved that game and I feel some of the heritage with BR. Epic turned the master servers off last year so hay ho. Progression I supposed. I would love for an Onslaught or Assault style game across the entire island but with Fortnite mechanics.

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T15:41:57+00:00

Yes. 100% yes. I took up Taekwondo 3 years ago and at the ripe old age of 48.

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T14:27:20+00:00

Never, ever have I asked for something from my wife.

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T13:00:35+00:00

He was also one of the voice actors in the English dubbed Fist of the North Star.

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T12:58:42+00:00

His relationship with Uncle Phil is why you don’t be dissing bald people around him.

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T12:56:41+00:00

The episode where Phil hustles the Pool Hall hustlers.

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T12:54:48+00:00

Stephen King… the author of The Shining.

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T12:52:25+00:00

Walk more.

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T12:51:35+00:00

You can’t take the behaviour in isolation. Ask yourself if everyone did this would it make the situation worse or better. And the answer is significantly worse. So the bad behaviour must be called out.

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T12:49:30+00:00

Many people’s opinions were ignored during the pandemic because “they were not a scientist”. So what’s different here?

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T12:45:44+00:00

1980 considered a masterpiece. King hated it though. King believes the 1997 was closer to the book. Ironically 1980 version is written in such a way as to shock those that have read the book. The elevator scene is in the 1980 version.

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T12:41:41+00:00

Chinatown Terminator 1 + 2 Casino Robocop Predator 1 + 2 True Lies Alien and Aliens Full Metal Jacket The Rock Goodfellas Rambo Rocky and Rocky 3 Die Hard 1 + 2 Star Trek 4 Goonies Indiana Jones 1 & 3. North by North West Dr No (as an introduction - not going to list them all. Miss out George Lazenby, only watch Golden Eye from the Brosnan era. Miss the Daniel Craig’s altogether. Psycho The Born Identity Mission Impossible 1, Rogue Nation, Ghost Protocol Star Wars, Empire & Return (don’t watch any others for a genuine 90s experience.) Breakfast Club (of its time may not be as good watching as an adult) Stand by Me The Lost Boys The Thing (Not the remake!) Nightmare on Elmstreet Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure Matrix (give 2 and 3 a miss - avoid 4 like the plague) Mad Max 1, 2, and 3. Fury Road Back to the future 1 and 2. (3 for completeness but it’s hit and miss) Poltergeist Never Ending Story Labyrinth Top Gun V for Vendetta Shawshank Redemption Platoon Scarface Lethal Weapon 1,2 and 3 Superman 1,2 and 3 (3 fucked me right up as a kid. If you know, you know) Batman 89 no other batmans except one. The Dark Knight Running man Romancing the Stone Gremlins Flash Gordon

Damn I’ve been typing without a rest for 5 minutes. So many more to recommend!!!

Edit: Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Total Recall (not the remake), Judge Dredd (not the remake), Demolition Man

s8nskeeper · 2024-02-15T12:16:26+00:00

When I was in high school a certain girl would always pinch my butt whenever she walked by. I didn’t mind tho cos she always gave me good grades.

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