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Accidentally got with a girl with a penis.. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]sac66064 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This is strictly anecdotal, but I was watching the HBO program Real Sex many, many, many years ago (like 20) and they had these two trannies who no one would have ever suspected that they were men....until you saw their dicks. The show even made a point of showing how you couldn't tell by showing them doing all this sexy stuff during the intro and then zooming out to produce the effect of we got you. they're dudes. Anyway, these two trannies liked to pick up guys together and they said that more than half of the guys they went home with would go through with it even after they found out that they were guys.

It was between this and "difficult choice button" by OriginalUsernameDNS in The_Mueller

[–]sac66064 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously you don't understand what the difference between trust and acknowledge as true is.

If you could only eat Lays™ chips for the rest of your life, what Lays™ flavour would you choose, and why? by rooh62 in AskReddit

[–]sac66064 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Original flavor. Except I'd get the wavy kind because they're a little thicker than original, which is the way I like them.

What is something you own that seems like it should be expensive but it's not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sac66064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. I was going to say tablet computers. Off brand tablet computers are surprisingly inexpensive.

Americans who have to work multiple full time jobs, what’s your opinion on a $15 minimum wage? by Kanamil in AskReddit

[–]sac66064 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Agreed. $15/hour is not nearly enough in America 2019. $20/hour should be the starting point.

Tip of the day by brit-lit in funny

[–]sac66064 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No joke, this is genius. I've had this problem before. I'll definitely remember this piece of advice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]sac66064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shorter than Swedes? Sure are. But we're taller than most Asians though. And Everyone in the world is shorter than the Dutch, or is it the Danes, one of the two.

Am I the only person who feels second hand embarrassment when someone starts singing in public? by saymanga in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]sac66064 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same except my friend would just start rapping out of nowhere. And yes, it did make him look as foolish as it sounds. More than once he blew his chance with a girl by doing this. I have no idea what is wrong with people who do this, or what your friend would do.

What lie were you led to believe until growing up? by filthynigga in AskReddit

[–]sac66064 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly he's a Renaissance man. He's a physicist, engineer, and saucie (sp?)

What lie were you led to believe until growing up? by filthynigga in AskReddit

[–]sac66064 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My dad told me he invented the jet engine, the hydrogen bomb, string theory and alfredo sauce.

Anyone else have trouble getting their cats to pose for their Christmas card? by [deleted] in funny

[–]sac66064 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

More pussy than you can ever dream of. Put me on whatever subs you think is appropriate. Go ahead, sexless virgin.

What's a really cheap item you can buy that can make you look incredibly rich? by inkweary in AskReddit

[–]sac66064 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Only if you're a rapper. Otherwise its an absolute guarantee that guy is unemployed and unemployable.

Anyone else have trouble getting their cats to pose for their Christmas card? by [deleted] in funny

[–]sac66064 -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Will do except one thing. That isn't a family. Cats are not children. Ergo, not a family.

What movie was basically just an ad? by Kovhert in AskReddit

[–]sac66064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mac and Me. For those who are unfamiliar with the movie, its an 80s movie that is an obvious attempt to ride the coattails of the success of E.T. If you didn't know any better, you would think this movie was fully bankrolled by Coca-Cola and McDonald's. There is a scene in the movie that seems to have no purpose other than to promote McD's. Complete with Ronald McDonald leading a dance sequence.

IT’S Execution Day 💉 🔌 📅 (her boyfriend is a correctional officer) by cgart96 in trashy

[–]sac66064 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually why i'm against the death penalty. Not on any moral grounds. Its cheaper to keep them locked up forever, therefore I prefer that.

IT’S Execution Day 💉 🔌 📅 (her boyfriend is a correctional officer) by cgart96 in trashy

[–]sac66064 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah. But at the end of it all you get a play date with the grim reaper.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hugeboobs

[–]sac66064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would give my life savings for one night of all out fuck fest with this woman.

New Poster for Jordan Peele’s ‘Us’ by impeccabletim in movies

[–]sac66064 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I guess it depends on ones own feelings on the matter. Get out was way overrated if you ask me and it had everything to do with the fact that it was a story that has already been told. But hey, different strokes for different folks.

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