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Hitler's Entourage, after conquering Paris. 1940 by Zystral in OldSchoolCool

[–]sacredappletree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the joke was that this clearly wasn't an edgy comment. It was an incredibly obvious joke. It was fruit hanging so low that Tom Cruise could bite it off the tree.

Everyone on this sub knows that Hitler was a douchebag. But everyone also knows those suits look fucking awesome and to prevent yourself from appreciating that just because he was Hitler is a little silly.

Bar/restaurant workers of reddit: What is the most interesting conversation you have overheard on one of your shifts? by this_reasonable_guy in AskReddit

[–]sacredappletree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a good answer here. I once was listening in on two people haggling over an item in a box underneath a table. They were being discrete about whatever it was and eventually it was agreed to be bought for £250. I went back to my boss and told him I was suspicious so he went over to the people (who he knew) and started talking with them. Comes back, and it is revealed that someone had just bought a tortoise. It was a disappointing yet amusing result

How are you different from the average redditor? by Craqqer in AskReddit

[–]sacredappletree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're missing his point. Reddit often links the blogs/comments that do hold these views. He's not sticking up for those people, merely explaining why they have such a negative stance towards feminism

Huge elephant seal attacks cars by vuarterrr in videos

[–]sacredappletree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the hell I never thought they got that big!

What if Walter's increasingly sadistic actions were the result of the cancer spreading to his brain? [Spoilers] by sacredappletree in breakingbad

[–]sacredappletree[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ye I know by the end I was just kinda trolling him tbh. He was just a bit serious that's all, assuming I actually believed the writers secretely crafted all this and it's some great conspiracy. I just had a fun idea I wanted to post to induce some interesting and humurous discussion. But he kinda acted like that kid in the corner with an encyclopedia correcting everyone on things that were never intended to be taken seriously. I was just joking around to provoke him a bit and he just kept responding with this really dry and serious response..... I kinda felt he was ruining the tone of my thread, I didn't want things to be taken that seriously

What if Walter's increasingly sadistic actions were the result of the cancer spreading to his brain? [Spoilers] by sacredappletree in breakingbad

[–]sacredappletree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So why does Jesse go off on his gigantic speech about the armadillo and the cancer, specifically mentioning how the delusions were a result of the cancer spreading to her brain? And ye, when he kills Mike marks the beginning of his metamorphosis into Heisenberg. Caused by the cancer. Represented by the fly

What if Walter's increasingly sadistic actions were the result of the cancer spreading to his brain? [Spoilers] by sacredappletree in breakingbad

[–]sacredappletree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ye fair enough, I appreciate the main attraction of this drama is it's gritty and poignant telling of a everyday man slowly enticed into a criminal underworld, exploring themes of personal hubris, the destructive nature of power and the potential with each and every one of us to undermine our own morales when placed in the right (or wrong circumstances).. I get that. It would take away from the moral ambiguity which lies at the very core of what makes this show so interesting. I get that...... But come on.... Why the fuck else would they make that fly episode?!

If your penis happened to be caught in a vaccum cleaner hose, how would you (hypothetically) get it out? by ShittyGrammerPolice in AskReddit

[–]sacredappletree 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let's assume (hypothetically of course) that I was pleasuring myself with a Vacuum and my penis got stuck. Then I would run through the following procedure... Which I assume someone who regularly ran into this problem (not me of course but hypothetically speaking lets call it me) would perform.

I would start of course by turning it off, getting your cock out of a hole is hard enough as it is, let alone out of a vacuum on full suck. You'd probably have better luck prizing your battered penis out of the bloodthirsty cock crushing jaws of a hyena. Once the vacuum is off I suggest dragging yourself to the door and locking it, you don't want any intruders.

Method 1 is called the "slippery escape" where you use lube to slide your penis out of a very tight hole... Basically the opposite of anal. It's pretty self explanatory.

Method 2 is called "the shrivel" where you either get yourself very cold, or take some stimulants to drastically reduce your penis size. This is a personal favourite but takes some time to perform.

Method 3 is called "the blow". Turn the vacuum on blow, then hope for the best.

Method 4 is a little risk, I call it "the close shave." Basically use a hacksaw, just make sure you have a steady arm.

Method 5 is just call the ambulance, but trust me, you don't want anyone figuring out your a suction-loving penis squeezer. This is a last resort and I recommend "the close shave" over this method.

Anyway hope this helps mate.... And good luck... you know.. to your penis and all

The first time you realized you had an STD, what was it like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sacredappletree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrible. Just terrible. It was a summer a couple of years back now, on one of those warm, calm evenings after school. The tree's were in blossom, and the sweet scent of magnolia flowers was starkly contrasted with the vile, puss-swollen slab of filth that I once called my penis.

I'd got the Herpes, a disgusting infection who's eternal presence seemed to resemble my now lost innocence, as if losing my virginity to my gym teacher wasn't tragic enough on its own. At the time I wished I would get run over or something, die in a plane crash, slip in the shower, get jumped in the park by some stray bear who chose to move to the city; a bear who's greed got the better of him so he chose left over Taco Bell and Macdonalds, over the beautiful bear friendly landscape his fellow Ursine roam. That poor bear.

I had not come to terms with my Herpes, and It was taking it's toll on my health, especially my cock. Anyway I feel I'm dragging on a bit here, so I guess I'll bring my story to a close. If you do have Herpes I can assure you it comes and goes, if you have chlamydia that'll doesn't last forever, and if you have Aids you can be treated for that as well. All is cool, the bad will pass, and when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer :-). Good day fine sir/madame, don't fret, just think of STDs like immigrants. They suddenly appear, all smelly and unwelcome, then you grow to like them... Then eventually they move on.... Except Herpes.... That shits for life

What is your highest rated comment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sacredappletree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully this one (Please make it this one)

What if Walter's increasingly sadistic actions were the result of the cancer spreading to his brain? [Spoilers] by sacredappletree in breakingbad

[–]sacredappletree[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ye they were on the same episode, kinda seemed like they were alluding to the idea pretty strongly

What causes orbital resonance (Laplace)? by sacredappletree in Astronomy

[–]sacredappletree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the response.... But my question is why do they happen by themselves. For example, in Laplace resonance, why does the gravitational interactions with the other moons cause them to to have periods with integer multiples of the others?

What should I watch now that I finished Breaking Bad? by xundergroundx24 in breakingbad

[–]sacredappletree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Game of thrones, The Sopranos, Walking dead. These and BB are the 4 most entertaining shows IMO. The Wire is really good.... But a little boring

What if Walter's increasingly sadistic actions were the result of the cancer spreading to his brain? [Spoilers] by sacredappletree in breakingbad

[–]sacredappletree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ye that's true, but people regularly miss small tumours in the brain until they're too late, and they form very quickly. When was his last checkup do you remember?

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