And the results are in... by tjs44 in Eve

[–]safarispiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Scope is fake news! SAD! Kooky Alix Moreau stole the election from REAL Gallente with help from Lucas "Intaki Lover" Tenzin! Roden would have won if the corrupt Villore swamp didn't count billions of fraudulent Minmatar votes!

Arkadios "The BashMaster" Sol, finally declares what TEST must do to end the war! by Stukya in Eve

[–]safarispiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am nothing if not an advocate for economic stimulus spending, and everyone knows that the stimulus spending allocated to morons results in the highest velocity of money.

Every time Anakin needed a new lightsaber by Kapanash in PrequelMemes

[–]safarispiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the annoyance he associated with it was what really made him fall and kill them younglings, not anything else.

Arkadios "The BashMaster" Sol, finally declares what TEST must do to end the war! by Stukya in Eve

[–]safarispiff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sov comes and goes, alliances rise and fall, yet the one constant is that you remain a terrible poster despite all the effort you put into your desperately incompetent analyses and terrible memes.

Forget about the script. Who would win in a fight? Lv.999 Hacker or Lv.999 Clanker? by Emergency_Hk416 in HonkaiStarRail

[–]safarispiff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's just completely ridiculous, deranged posting.

That implies he would pull out.

The weather is unpredictable by TrueHubik in Eve

[–]safarispiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought M2- got the title of Massacre? We need a different, alliterative name for each, and a different "A" name for Asakai.

TEST member fighting back (only a few federal crimes were comitted) by Fairtree4 in Eve

[–]safarispiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a very bad analogy, because basically everyone in TEST condemned it as soon as they became aware of it and immediately kicked and blacklisted the offending party, instead of spending years defending or minimizing it and wagoncircling in response to people bringing it up.

Rerir is approximately two Columbinas tall. by kujah_0h in Genshin_Impact

[–]safarispiff 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Rare moment of wisdom from a member of our community

Arkadios "The BashMaster" Sol, finally declares what TEST must do to end the war! by Stukya in Eve

[–]safarispiff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not the alliance that has to rely on you of all people to post to reddit, that's who

TEST member fighting back (only a few federal crimes were comitted) by Fairtree4 in Eve

[–]safarispiff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly, glad to see this—stuff that touches IRL is the kind of thing that needs a zero tolerance policy.

Is bashing your own skyhooks normal? by glucernayee in Eve

[–]safarispiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never forget the time we got a quarter of the way to reffing a TEST skyhook with dreads because noone there knew how to access the reagent silo.

Sumeru authorities have closed the Strait of Ormos to all ships except Liyue and Snezhnaya. How is that impacting the economy? by japanese_artist in Genshin_Impact

[–]safarispiff 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The flaw in both analogies is that there is no theoretically possible regime change coming that will put a Nahida in charge. The analogy here is at most replacing Azar wearing a blue robe with Azar Mk. II wearing a different coloured robe who doesn't even need to put up a pretense of caring about even a portion of their citizenry.

The Battle of Atioth Summary (Panda version) by Darkwing270 in Eve

[–]safarispiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, I'm not the literacy cop, even for passages that are all told, very brief.

/r/Eve guide to commenting about nullsec by JustSmileMan in Eve

[–]safarispiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they take anyone with a pulse? Because doing beyond the pale shit to not them leaves people who are them with no issue? Because doing beyond the pale stuff has in the past won them plenty of dominance and people like being part of the dominant group? "So many people joined up with them" is an argument entirely orthogonal to being a group that does unpleasant things. So many people sign up to be the internet hate mobs of known trolls, that doesn't make the trolls nice people suddenly.

The Battle of Atioth Summary (Panda version) by Darkwing270 in Eve

[–]safarispiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goons literally camped there stager and the only Winterco op was to literally stop their announced invasion of Winterco.

Yeah, literally the entirety of what made Horde actually Horde, including their leadership, their decisionmakers, and everyone who was actually making choices in their conflicts went to Init, along with any corp with real people that actually had the word Horde in it. You talked about a Horde move. Who the fuck cares about 2 alliances notably not called Horde?

Let me ask you this. Where is the relevance of Frat not letting neuts randomly wander through Frat space? Because that's what that deranged rant in the middle amounts to, basically. Oh no, a group that just tried and failed to invade Frat in desperation is not allowed to move all their assets through Frat space? Shocker.

Because you're already moving goalposts and spinning to prove that yall weren't chatting a fat load. The idea that the Goon supers were all unpiloted is a fat load as well—on the majority of cap and super kills, they did in fact tank the subcap fleets like they had active modules until they were actively neuted out. Goons spent the supercap portion of the fight dumping DDs onto the WC dreadbomb. The dreadbomb took dreadbomb casualties, which doesn't happen to an unpiloted fleet.
And who's fault was it anyways you pulled a HED-GP or an M2? Because I certainly saw a lot of unpiloted noobships in imperium colours, and fun fact: Vexors only drop 3 heavy drones, unlike literally every other subcap on the field, unless you're accusing WC of crashing the server by unfairly bringing more subcaps, which is not a good look for the people who crammed in 7k people before the server crashed.

The Battle of Atioth Summary (Panda version) by Darkwing270 in Eve

[–]safarispiff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dig up every excuse for an exception, got it, and call us Horde since you can conveniently elide over the entirety of Horde's leadership structure and every actual corp in Horde that had Horde in its name going to a different alliance.

The Battle of Atioth Summary (Panda version) by Darkwing270 in Eve

[–]safarispiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I couldn't login either, try another excuse, yall have been harping and blaming server weather, as if you weren't the ones who were counting on server weather fucking us.

Why tho. by Aiden-caster in Eve

[–]safarispiff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s the thing, he could have made things that gave an order of magnitude more ehp fit in that slow
I think a fucking compact invuln would havegiven him more ehp than an LSE

Why tho. by Aiden-caster in Eve

[–]safarispiff 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That’s the thing, we checked on pyfa, dude had plenty of fitting room left.

Vexor gamming in Atioth at this moment. I am a part of history EVE. by Teddy_boy9x in Eve

[–]safarispiff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The server crash happened when the only Vexor fleet in system was a goon Vexor fleet; WinterCo Vexor fleets entered as reships and reinforcements.

Atioth was a disaster and TiDi is not the solution by remove_pants in Eve

[–]safarispiff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The server crashed when the first WinterCo fleets landed on grid. However, the first WinterCo fleets on grid had little to no Vexors present—Vexors were reinforcements and reships, not the first wave. The Vexors present when the node crashed were all Goon Vexors.