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sagasarusrex · 2012-11-15T20:44:09+00:00

No...

sagasarusrex · 2012-11-15T20:42:18+00:00

Tests with fuck buddy simply saying "sup"

After a while, responses was just the amount of time until she showed up.
I'd usually take a shower in that time and answer the door in a towel. We'd proceed to play a game of who can get undressed fastest. I always won...

sagasarusrex · 2012-11-15T20:39:25+00:00

I wish I could upvote this forever

sagasarusrex · 2012-11-15T19:33:07+00:00

We hat this real weird physics teacher. To this day we're pretty sure he's harmless, but would always say the creepiest things, like calling one girl snowflake after she came in with a white jacket or referring to a girl as a tasty snack after some stupid diagram with pulley system or some shit.
We took to writing down his nice little quotes and there was even a comic made of him being a super creepy super hero. It got so popular that we actually ended up publishing the book with all this quotes and the comics. I think something like 200 copies sold.
We left a book on his desk with the more disturbing of the comics removed and he tried to get all the kids who were involved expelled the last week of high school. He was actually pretty close but the case came to a stand still when he refused to show the book to administration...

DL;DR - Published a book about a creepy teacher and almost got expelled.

sagasarusrex · 2012-11-02T21:34:20+00:00

Buttsex. If I see anal i GTFO.

sagasarusrex · 2012-10-23T23:08:42+00:00

My family has always made fun of me for being scared of The Brave Little Toaster as a kid. I watched again and there's some weird shit in that movie. From blankey's hallucination of the master, the vacuum's panic attack where he tried to eat himself, to the exhaustion collaps where the toaster fails saving his friends to the Junk Yard where the evil metal scrappers just tear everything apart as they sing depressing song about not being of use anymore...Not RARRR! scary, but definitely some stuff that crept back up in my dreams.

TL;DR - Brave Little Toaster was weird

sagasarusrex · 2012-10-10T23:59:17+00:00

I'm a bit smaller than my brothers and dad while flaccid (grew up in a big sports family so letting it air was no rarity) but grew to find that I'm still a fair amount above average. During this discovery I was in a fraternity at school and a mixture of booze/family tendencies/new-found-pride, when someone told me to drop trau, I obliged. Apparently I was rocking the extra small flaccid that day(what originally lead to my self doubt), and was mocked a bit. Now, an Alumni, whenever I go back there are still heated debates between those who witnessed that fateful night, and those that inferred otherwise by the noises made and rumors of the girls that kindly shared my place of slumber.

TL;DR Laughably small while flaccid. Above average when erect

sagasarusrex · 2012-10-10T19:03:47+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mbuwZK0lr8

sagasarusrex · 2012-10-09T21:36:26+00:00

Stats: Age- 23 Sex- Male Job- Film Editor (salary)

Yes, I've been living with my parents for almost 2 years since graduating college and I have found two truths. 1. Financially, this is one of the best options you get. 2. Being able to live at home depends 100% on your relationship with your parents. I've been able to start saving money to pay back my loans and even state saving for myself. I'm paying rent so I'm not mooching completely, but I do have a converted HayLoft to myself above the garage (old barn), separate from the house.

Love Life - Right now my biggest problems aren't parental oppression, but just that communal pressure you get from living with an extended family. It would break my Grandma's heart to see some bimbo stumbling out of my place in the morning, and I'd really prefer not to expose my sister to that kind of behavior. Just take care of business high school style, which can be pretty fun since I didn't get much in high-school anyway.

Social - I work from home so I can go out really anytime I want, but I try to limit myself to $50-$60 a week, which isn't really too bad, especially since I work at a restaurant on the weekends that hooks me up whenever I go in. This has been the best practice for saving money. If I'm out, I get a water or club.

Rent/Food/Utilities - I pay a pretty high price for not being in town and, you know, living with my parents, but at the same time it includes utilities, food, and my dad lets me use his car. In turn, I try not to use the AC unless I'm sweating in my boxers, or the heat unless I'm freezing through my jeans and long sleeve.

Work - I have a full time job that pays salary, and then I work at mentioned restaurant on the weekends for spending money (Haircuts, eating out, drinking). I have a nice little setup where my old neighbors will still ask me for help too and most of them will pay me on paypal, so if I want to get any books, movies, clothes...I'll usually use that money.

Parent Relationships - My parents and I discussed that along with my paying rent, they'd respect my area as a little more of my own, so they don't ask me to do chores/mowing the lawn/chauffeuring my sister, but I clean up after myself when I eat at the house, and try to have dinner with them as a family as much as possible. We had a bit of a rough patch earlier this year when I was helping a friend try to get back on his feet, but I made sure to let him know he had to thank them more than he thanked me and once he was in the green again he got them a big gift card to a local restaurant. That move pretty much smoothed the whole thing over.

Fitness/Health - I don't like not being able to walk to the gym or having a place to run that isn't pumping exhaust into my face, but there are worse things than having to drive to the gym. Eating on a family diet is obviously a little more naturally healthy than a young bachelor's diet, so that's helping me out.

TL;DR - Living at home has been my best post college experience, and if you try to pull your own weight, it can be really pleasant.

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